undulattice 0 Posted April 28, 2010 At uni this afternoon and a bird on my course who drives an R32 (yes, I've already asked her to marry me) arrives a bit flustered having hit a pigeon on the motorway. She asked me to have a quick look to see what the damage was, being a decent chap I went out for a butchers. Expecting to find a few feathers and a bit of scuffing, I was surprised to find the entire pigeon still lodged in the grill :lol: It's fair to say that it caused a bit of a mess as I pulled it out. Guts everywhere - think I saw a kidney at one point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mimjed 0 Posted April 28, 2010 pretty minging but fair play to you for manning up. surely that deserves head? :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR6 0 Posted April 28, 2010 So ... leg or breast? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
culshaw 1 Posted April 28, 2010 need a like button!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Portent 0 Posted April 28, 2010 Did you pluck the bird? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colinstubbs 0 Posted April 28, 2010 Did you pluck the bird? snigger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Forinor 0 Posted April 29, 2010 I'm not a sadist but the actual incident is fairly amusing, the comments that followed it on this thread made me laugh even more! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undulattice 0 Posted April 29, 2010 Some classic bird gags in this thread. Sadly it ended up in one of the uni bins, after some discussion about which recycling bin to put it in. Strangely there was no option for animal carcasses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stretch. 0 Posted April 29, 2010 You mean you don't have a roadkill recycling bin? I'm dissappointed that your uni isn't truly committed to being green... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted April 29, 2010 Well she obviously admires your skill at pulling birds. You should have stuffed and mounted that bird as a trophy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayGT 0 Posted April 29, 2010 You should have stuffed and mounted that bird as a trophy. And then removed the pigeon and kept the R32... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Forinor 0 Posted April 29, 2010 You should have stuffed and mounted that bird as a trophy. And then removed the pigeon and kept the R32... :clap: :clap: :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colinstubbs 0 Posted April 29, 2010 You should have stuffed and mounted that bird as a trophy. And then removed the pigeon and kept the R32... :notworthy: :notworthy: Respect is due :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted April 29, 2010 I'm glad someone carried on my statement, I did wonder if i was being too subtle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philuk 0 Posted April 29, 2010 altho dath isnt all that cool. some of these comments have got me howling haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted April 29, 2010 It's fair to say that it caused a bit of a mess as I pulled it out. Guts everywhere - think I saw a kidney at one point. Jeezuz! I know pulling out can be messy, but how far was it stuck in? :tongue: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Forinor 0 Posted April 29, 2010 It's fair to say that it caused a bit of a mess as I pulled it out. Guts everywhere - think I saw a kidney at one point. Jeezuz! I know pulling out can be messy, but how far was it stuck in? :tongue: Hehehe, you're on form today!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny777 0 Posted April 29, 2010 Pics of the girl.... :camp: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ben16v 0 Posted April 29, 2010 aww i just seen a buzzard that`d been tagged by a car flapping about on the dual carriage it actually flew into my car - i had stopped! wasnt gonna try and rescue it tho they huge!!! poor thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swompy 0 Posted April 29, 2010 aww i just seen a buzzard that`d been tagged by a car flapping about on the dual carriage it actually flew into my car - i had stopped! wasnt gonna try and rescue it tho they huge!!! poor thing Pideons dont matter but shame about the buzzard :( But this thread is amazing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undulattice 0 Posted April 29, 2010 It's fair to say that it caused a bit of a mess as I pulled it out. Guts everywhere - think I saw a kidney at one point. Jeezuz! I know pulling out can be messy, but how far was it stuck in? :tongue: Wedged in nice and tight. Luckily I caught most of the mess in the bin bag. Not the first time I've had to do that :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wullie 1 Posted April 29, 2010 Was passing an artic on the M6 when it ran over a fox which kind of exploded. Most of it's internals were spread over my car. Two car washes refused me entry till one took pity and allowed me to hose it down round the back. Disgusting is not quite strong enough a descrotion. Was finding blood and entrails for weeks after it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undulattice 0 Posted April 29, 2010 Was passing an artic on the M6 when it ran over a fox which kind of exploded. Most of it's internals were spread over my car. Two car washes refused me entry till one took pity and allowed me to hose it down round the back. Disgusting is not quite strong enough a descrotion. Was finding blood and entrails for weeks after it. Wow. Reminds me of Partridge's anecdote on Radio Norwich "I remember I hit a fox once. Yes, in the Peak District. I remember seeing the reflection in its eyes just before I hit it. It was too late, of course. But I didn’t kill it, that was the tragedy, I had to go back and finish him off....with a jack. It's 20 to 4, AM!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philmo 0 Posted April 29, 2010 It's fair to say that it caused a bit of a mess as I pulled it out. Guts everywhere - think I saw a kidney at one point. Jeezuz! I know pulling out can be messy, but how far was it stuck in? :tongue: Wedged in nice and tight. Luckily I caught most of the mess in the bin bag. Not the first time I've had to do that :lol: Nice one - I find bin bags cheaper than rubbers too!! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leeeeshad 0 Posted May 1, 2010 Some one on pistonheads saw the r32 :lol: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... mid=138831 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites