Know how you feel 146J.
I was out shopping for a C, parked my Scirocco at the end of the guys road. Went up to his house to have a perusal, came back and noticed three kids sitting just off to the side of my car.
They kept looking over with suspicious little grins. Had a look around the car, didn't notice they had nicked me valve caps, too busy fuming over the piece of metal and rusty knife propped up behind my front wheels.
No doubt they were looking forward to me reversing and shredding both tyres. Little sheisters.