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Here you go people, found thos quote on whilst surfing the net. Quite amusing all in all..., LOL!

 

 

Choose a Dub. Choose a G60. Choose a fu**ing tiny pulley,

hooge induction kit and custom mapped chip.Choose good health,

low cholesterol, and a heavy right foot. Choose an understanding

bird with a penchant for giving head on the M6. Choose your friends.

Choose an expensive retrim in cowhide and alcantara in a range of sweet

fabrics. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing,

spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fu**ing junk food into your mouth,

wishing it werent raining so you could wax the Dub.

Choose some wide splits and slammed shocks.

Choose to drive it like its your last day on earth, like you stole it!

Choose Dubs.

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Nice. If you've no objections, that's going on a t-shirt with a rood picture of my C...

 

:p

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glad you guys like it! It's my sig on G60power.com forums

 

The only reason I would have for you objecting to printing T-shirts of it would be if you were forgetting the freebie for moi!!

 

Oh yeah, and let me iron out the errors first!

 

Matt

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i think the "Choose a fu**ing tiny pulley" bit makes it pretty G60 (or at least supercharged) specific! you 16v guys could say "choose some extreme cams" or for VR "choose a rewarding gas card program"! :lol:

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Choose a Dub. Choose a G60. Choose a tiny pulley,

hoooj induction kit and custom mapped chip. Choose good health,

low cholesterol, and a heavy right foot.

Choose an understanding bird with a penchant for giving head on the M6.

Choose your friends. Win the lottery and buy em Beetles.

Choose an expensive retrim in in a range of wipe-clean fabrics. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing reality TV shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth, wishing it werent raining so you could wax the Dub.

Choose some wide splits and slammed shocks.

Choose to drive it like its your last day on earth, like you stole it!

Choose Dubs.

 

I was mullered when I wrote the first and I wouldnt want it to go too far with a swear word in!!!

 

Matt

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here's my edit, hope you don't mind matt:

 

Choose a Dub. Choose a G60. Choose a fu*king tiny pulley,

port & polished head and custom mapped chip. Choose good health,

low cholesterol, and a heavy right foot. Choose an understanding

bird with a penchant for giving head on the M6 ( :lol: that one's my favourite matt!).

Choose your friends. Win the lottery, buy em 911s and some track time.

Choose an expensive retrim in cowhide and alcantara.

Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing,

spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fu*king junk food into your mouth,

wishing it werent raining so you could wax the rado.

Choose some wide splits and slammed shocks.

Choose to drive it like its your last day on earth, like you stole it!

Choose a Dub.

 

(i edited myself to save you guys the trouble jim & tom ;))

 

Edited: ;) only kidding mate. VR6

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