beavis 0 Posted November 29, 2004 New member of staff started today.. He has just come out of Brixton for a streach for doing a 'Drive by', he may be a gangster but he is our new VR6 specialist... Before his dealing days he was a VAG trained technition for 18 years and as he says 'Knows his shit!!'. Think most of you know him.. Funki.. although he can go by an alias as he upset a few people in his old VAG days charging for work he did'nt do. He assures us he is a changed man now and his 'Gangster' days are over. We gave him the boot at 6pm as he was found pilfering the biscuits and sent him back to Crawlley where he belongs :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoxyLaad 0 Posted November 29, 2004 LOL :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 God I love my FHM calender! That girls ass is just the best!! Timo. 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 0 Posted November 29, 2004 Yup, I do recognise that calendar :lol: Is that GEMO-bag next to it still there as well? :lol: Tempest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
W3RKD 0 Posted November 29, 2004 yes unfortunatly we had to let him go as he couldn't master out test-track ... as good a vag mechanic/salesman he claims he once was he is now just a cheap biscuit theif... :lol: we will be holding interviews for a new trainee in january anyone intrested please apply to the usal email address's 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M15 VW 0 Posted November 29, 2004 God I love my FHM calender! That girls ass is just the best!! Timo. 8) men, pah! :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 God I love my FHM calender! That girls ass is just the best!! Timo. 8) men, pah! :roll:[/quote:2a835] sorry :oops: You not a bloke then? :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted November 29, 2004 Does the name MIS VW not give it away Timo? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M15 VW 0 Posted November 29, 2004 God I love my FHM calender! That girls ass is just the best!! Timo. 8) men, pah! :roll:[/quote:c9aa9] sorry :oops: You not a bloke then? :roll:[/quote:c9aa9] nope :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 Its been a long day. I think I'm in ultra chill mode at the minute. And, I'm watching 5th Gear at the same time since I missed my weekly installment of top gear cos of the snooker. Thats a clever number plate you have :oops: T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M15 VW 0 Posted November 29, 2004 Its been a long day. I think I'm in ultra chill mode at the minute. And, I'm watching 5th Gear at the same time since I missed my weekly installment of top gear cos of the snooker. Thats a clever number plate you have :oops: T. theres the proper one for ya :D .......and yes, i know it needs lowering :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 X MMmmm..... I feel all warm now. Thanks :mrgreen: Cool number. Need to get a decent one myself. T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavis 0 Posted November 29, 2004 yes unfortunatly we had to let him go as he couldn't master out test-track ... as good a vag mechanic/salesman he claims he once was he is now just a cheap biscuit theif... :lol: we will be holding interviews for a new trainee in january anyone intrested please apply to the usal email address's 8) Yep.. we will be checking all references very thougherly this time. Will not fall into the same trap again by false information given. Nicking a VW Golf GTi campaign while skiving from school when 16 does not count for 'VAG trained road side mechanics' and quote 'getting a non starter running in 2 minuites'. Also claims of holding a 'Full race licence'/'maintaining race prepared high speed motors' is not upheld. Doing a bank job getaway job and not getting caught is not the the usual way to obtain a race licence, neither 'changing a flat tyre on a drugs run and still getting the goods there on time!' counts for maintaining race cars (even if he did have to nick the spare wheel off another car). All stooges will be undisclosed. Funki is apprently now going alone running his own outfit called 'Bad ass Racing' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M15 VW 0 Posted November 29, 2004 X MMmmm..... I feel all warm now. Thanks :mrgreen: Cool number. Need to get a decent one myself. T. men pah! :D sorry to steer off the subject guys and gals, blame Timo :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 Oh I was going to say its needs lowering but I thought that would be a bit cheeky :mrgreen: T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 X MMmmm..... I feel all warm now. Thanks :mrgreen: Cool number. Need to get a decent one myself. T. men pah! :D sorry to steer off the subject guys and gals, blame Timo :wink:[/quote:24dcf] Thanks :( :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timo. 0 Posted November 29, 2004 Thats a bit ckeeky M15 VW - adding me onto your MSN contacts. :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furkz 0 Posted November 29, 2004 beavis, jus remember sonny who helped doing ur bearings,,,, and u tight asss ho's dont have enuff food there...ohh yeah u cúnt speel either :wink: steve u can put another thing on ur PSD Work Ethics poster NOW...... "Customers will have to help me fix my gay purple Genesis" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: g-man u jus got issues as ur a VR6 driver theses days,,,, not enuff G in ur blood,,,,, although u enjoyed ur G60 fix today :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
W3RKD 0 Posted November 29, 2004 g-man u jus got issues as ur a VR6 driver theses days,,,, not enuff G in ur blood,,,,, although u enjoyed ur G60 fix today :D yes yes yes i admit i now have a vr6 aswell ... i needed one to see what all the hype was about {its slow btw} :lol: but still nothing like jumping in a G. never will for me. just prove's 8v's can be so much fun..... "who needs more. :lol: " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M15 VW 0 Posted November 29, 2004 g-man u jus got issues as ur a VR6 driver theses days,,,, not enuff G in ur blood,,,,, although u enjoyed ur G60 fix today :D yes yes yes i admit i now have a vr6 aswell ... i needed one to see what all the hype was about {its slow btw} :lol: but still nothing like jumping in a G. never will for me. just prove's 8v's can be so much fun..... "who needs more. :lol: " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavis 0 Posted November 29, 2004 beavis, jus remember sonny who helped doing ur bearings,,,, and u tight asss ho's dont have enuff food there...ohh yeah u cúnt speel either :wink: steve u can put another thing on ur PSD Work Ethics poster NOW...... "Customers will have to help me fix my gay purple Genesis" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: g-man u jus got issues as ur a VR6 driver theses days,,,, not enuff G in ur blood,,,,, although u enjoyed ur G60 fix today :D LOL.. The Genesis may be gay.. but it is far more genuine than your fake 'MC Hammer' edition raddo... Besides, helping fix a car does not mean that you take the part you were supposed to fix home and sell it on Ebay!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furkz 0 Posted November 29, 2004 jealousy wont get u anywhere lol "supposed to fix home and sell it on Ebay!!" ------------Dint get this part???? :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
