Adolf Hitler's Nissan R35 GT-R [NSFW]

[VR6 0]

Maybe I'm just in a silly mood but this made me laugh ....

 

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[Walesy 0]

Haha!

 

Reminds of of the DubMarines one about E38 - which is also NSFW!

 

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[VR6 0]

Sorted link for you matey ;)

 

You just need the youtube ID rather than the full link.

 

Just going to watch ...

[Walesy 0]

I sorted it myself thank you :lol:

[VR6 0]

Yeah yeah :epicfail:

 

We should have a forum comp to come up with funny subtitles over that clip. Haven't the first idea where to start though :lol:

[Typhy 0]

i love these vids u can also search for the beetle ones and the xbox ones there amazing been around a long time but still funny =]

[StuartFZR400 0]

TOTALLY NSFW

More of the same, on different topics; theres Hitlers BMW, and if you watch to the end, you can pick out the Churchill's taken Hitlers Big Mac.

 

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[Jim Bowen 1]

is the original film any good?

 

never seen it, or know what its called

[StuartFZR400 0]

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What lunchtimes were made for....

Yeah yeah :epicfail:

 

We should have a forum comp to come up with funny subtitles over that clip. Haven't the first idea where to start though :lol:

 

Lost Corrado Hitler scene

 

[Time]

[0:00] Sir, Jim confirmed your VR6 Corrado Storm is now sold.

He came from Berlin and drove this way.

The problem is he only paid €2,000 and drove off!

I don’t think we can find him.

 

[0:16] Ok, it doesn’t matter; it’s gone to a good home.

 

[0:21] Fuhrer …

you see…

 

[0:31] He was wearing Burberry. We think he was a Chav. [followed by the long silence]

 

[0:50] Everyone who knows or is related to a chav, get out, piss off. NOW!

 

[1:10] You sold it to who?

A snivelling chav?

An inbred botty boy who rides his sister. [just as it pans over crowd]

Do I look like a fuck*ing cockney?

You could’ve sold it on the forum. Given it to a real car enthusiast.

That’s why we have the forum, to avoid cockups like this.

 

[1:37] It was not our fault Fuhrer, he hid his gold-chains.

[1:38] Fuck his cap. Fuck his earrings. You blind idiot!!

 

[1:42] But Fuhrer, he test drove it quickly.

 

[1:45] You Nova loving idiot, you know what’ll happen now?

You retards!

 

Any arsehole can redline a car. Revving the tits off it until it explodes! He’s going to stick a dump valve on it and homemade induction kit. He’ll debadge it. Remove the active spoiler for a Custom. He’ll buy his parts from Halfords… [upto 2:17].

 

[2:21] I loved that car.

A beautiful V6 engine.

A real mans car.

 

[2:34] You could’ve sold to a twat off piston heads. Atleast those idiots would just sell it 6 months later. But no, you halfwits sell it to a little bitch –- the disgrace.

 

[2:50] It’s as bad as selling it to a woman; she’d burn the clutch out of it and crash it.

 

[2:57] He doesn’t mean it; you mustn’t cry.

 

[3:07] We could try and get it back

 

[3:11] Don’t bother – it’ll be covered in neons by now. Really fuck*ed!

Chrome spinning fuck*ing wheels…

Find him, take it back and make sure nobody knows it’s a Storm. The forum mustn’t find-out.

 

:hitler:

[vr6storm 0]

is the original film any good?

 

never seen it, or know what its called

 

der Untergang

 

aka Downfall

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/

 

best foreign film Ive watched tho I suppose it depends on if you have an interest in the second world war from the German perspective

[StuartFZR400 0]

NSFW

Not a Turbo

 

[Time]

[0:00] Sir, we have finished the work on your VR6 Storm.

It will be transported overnight from here.

We test drove it in this area.

We had to buy new tyres – Toyo Proxes T1 R’s.

 

[0:16] T1 R’s, T1 S’s, they’re all the same to me.

 

[0:21] Fuhrer …

You see…

 

[0:31] We installed a Borg Warner twin turbo to your VR. [followed by the long silence]

 

[0:50] All turbo loving Scooby owners get out, leave. NOW!

 

[1:10] You installed what?

Are you retards totally focking stupid?

Did I say Pimp My Ride? [just as it pans over crowd]

This is supposed to be a future classic, no?

Its one of 500. It was born to breath naturally.

You didn’t even buy a Garrett, you penny pinching ba***ds.

 

[1:37] It was not our fault Fuhrer, we thought you wanted more power.

[1:38] F*** power. Fuck Clarkson. You butchers!!

 

[1:42] But Fuhrer, you will blow away Civic-Rs from the lights.

 

[1:45] I’ll blow something off in a minute…

Your head…

 

You’ve stuck this sh*t on my car – do I look like Cheeswire? Or whatever his f*cking name is. You could go the whole hog and buy a body kit. Powerflow exhaust. Borbets. Why not spray it nugget yellow? That’d really make it a f*cking classic… [upto 2:17].

 

[2:21] It already gave 190bhp.

Already saw off bits of rice.

My baby, what have they done.

 

[2:34] Buy it a new door handle or refurb the spoiler mechanism; uprate to Brembos – something subtle! But no, now my car wheezes like an asthmatic Scooby – …the disgrace.

 

[2:50] I bet Laura made you do this, huh; I’ll p!ss in her petrol-tank!!!

 

[2:57] He doesn’t mean it; I’ll protect you.

 

[3:07] We could take the turbo off

 

[3:11] Don’t bother – your slimy pimp hands have done their work.

Turbos, spinners, Spax springs…

Bunch of monkeys…!

[StuartFZR400 0]

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