Mr C

Mmm a whole body rub with coconut lotion, sends a quiver through my chassis! Nice to know i'm not alone in suffering at the hands of an incompetent human. He attempted to make amends by applying zinc rich primer and promises me a visit to the body shop soon- just has to convince wifey. Rather disturbingly she popped down to see him and i heard talk of grinding and the possible use of a dremel! A dremel? I'm out of here if he comes anywhere near me with such an instrument! I also heard him promising wifey a holiday in the West Midlands now he has a new job. My wing mirrors pricked up - DG autotech i thought. She's still pushing for the Med though. Any idea as to how he can persuade her that Kidderminster is THE place to be this year and by far the best way to travel is in a 1994 'rado with no air con? Got my door handles crossed that he can do it.

Life's tough in middle age. Unfortunately rust set in and a partial repair by the owner resulted in a rather large hole. Can you believe it, he then took my battery out and hasn't even bothered taxing me; said something about the wife banning him until April. So, any suggestions of how to pass the time until then? I'm a bit bored in this garage. Mr C