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afternoon people, i need some help. i went to the doctor as i havnt been sleeping lately, fijiting a lot and twitching etc.

he told me my condition is called obsessive compulsive corrado disorder, does anyone know what this is? :)

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It's a condition solely attributed to a car VW released in the 90's, unfortunately sufferers arn't in for an easy ride. Symptoms include greasy hands, loss of time, silly grins and inevitably an empty wallet. :D

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Starts mild enough... soon develops into a all consuming, money spending nervous obsession... ends with complete denial that any equivalent method of transport exist.

 

Prognosis: no cash, limited house furniture, 16hr days, impressive tool collection, general feeling of superiority, excessively high phone bill due to sourcing cheap parts of ebay and getting therapy on the 'forum'

 

Remedy: Its incurable... serves you right for having good taste :!:

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Remedy: Its incurable... serves you right for having good taste :!:

 

thats just spot on

 

Adding to the Ebay comment feedback shots up very high and you start to learn german aswell :lol:

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richtig glibedish corrado....

 

i thought it was 'ich liebedich' ... unless my ex was lying to me :oops:

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i thought it was 'ich liebedich' ... unless my ex was lying to me

your probably right cos i havnt got a clue what im going on about :) i can feel my disorder coming on again :crazyeyes:

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