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eddy.h

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  1. Eight things girls should say to men

     

    1.I'm bored let's shave my pussy....

     

    2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

     

    3.That fart was great, please do another!

     

    4. Of course i swallow, i love it!

     

    5. No thats ok, you watch porn, i'll w*nk you after i've done the washing up...

     

    6. Just for a change put it in my arse

     

    7. How about you get that nice girlie from work to join in?

     

    8. Marriage? no way!

     

     

    Sadly, carlsberg dont do these girlfriends-but thailand does!!

     

    ---------- Post added at 12:24 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:09 AM ----------

     

    So I'm standing at the bar and this little chinese guy is stood at the side of me.

     

    So i asked him do you know martial arts like kung fu & ju-jitsu..

     

    He replied why the fcuk you ask me that is it because i'm chinese?!

     

    I said no it's because your drinking my fcuking pint you little cu*t!!

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