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Do I look like a taxi???

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Just dropped my girlfriend and her mates off in town and was about to drive off when this bloke opens the door. I think 'What the hell.......' until he says 'Taxi..... Take me to Broad Street'

 

I'm driving a Corrado do you really think i'm a taxi!!!

 

Can't believe how pi**ed people are @ 7.30!

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i had a girl knock on my window who asked if i'd give her a lift. she was really hot so i played along asking where she wanted to go.. she said 'anywhere' :shocked!: :norty:

 

my heart sank as i remembered i was just parking up to meet the mrs. :nono: :cry:

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had a girl knock on my window who asked if i'd give her a lift. she was really hot so i played along asking where she wanted to go.. she said 'anywhere'

 

" hop in then...i'll take you to heaven... " ... :norty:

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Ad2408, What car do you drive?? Might have seen you around as I live just off Broad Street and Stevemac lives just up the road!!!!

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i was thinking the same,i'm getting a bit fed up of people from work asking for a lift,i've got nothing against the larger person but when your 18 stone mate asks for a lift home every day,its going to show on your seat(i cringe every time he gets in)

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same thing happened to me the other day...

 

missus got in the car at train station, closely followed by some random woman! she asked if I was a taxi, unfortunately my mind did not come up with anything more witty then "errr, sorry, no!"

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Does not matter what they look like or whether you get paid for the journey, just imagine your face when the pissed person throws up all over your leather.

" Thanks for that Sir/Miss that will be £50 for the taxi and £1500 for a leather retrim at MJ's"

Cheers

Woody

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i had a girl knock on my window who asked if i'd give her a lift. she was really hot so i played along asking where she wanted to go.. she said 'anywhere' :shocked!: :norty:

 

my heart sank as i remembered i was just parking up to meet the mrs. :nono: :cry:

 

lmao :lol: :lol:

 

made me crack up

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you should of said yes and charged him £50 for the pleasure

 

...and scared the living crap out of him on the way to his destination... ;) :twisted: :lol:

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Happened to me just after I picked the Corrado up, it was my fault for stopping outside a pub around midnight asking for directions I suppose :lol:

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Blue_Joe I've got a '91 16v, it's kinda two tone inca blue (and standard looking) @ the mo (don't ask!) haven't seen your car about but i'll keep an eye out!

 

Adam

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You'll probably hear it before you see it! Tis a bit of a firebreather! :)

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