boost monkey 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh, and we've had 2 pages on a water pump swap. Could you imagine how long his thread would become if he did the head gasket? :lol: :rofl: Can I take a guess at 1,420,490,367,238,908 pages? You cut me deep back there! Besides, I'm the comic relief for this forum. If I wasn't here, you'd actually be doing your day jobs :shock: :shock: :shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrbeige 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Well, who else were you gonna get bent over your bonnet in that thong? I hope that's not the one I gave him??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Well, who else were you gonna get bent over your bonnet in that thong? Lol :luvlove: :luvlove: :luvlove: I've got a free evening and a tub of lithium grease :norty: You're next Stu :camp: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrbeige 0 Posted September 18, 2008 You're next Stu :camp: Sloppy seconds ???????? Frankly I'm hurt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 18, 2008 *ahem* Anyways, Mic_VR you worked it out yet? It's the bottle in the hedgerow :nuts: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mic_VR 3 Posted September 18, 2008 *ahem* Anyways, Mic_VR you worked it out yet? It's the bottle in the hedgerow :nuts: Bottle? Damn! I thought it was the lack of Otters... :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Love the avatar. If you know what I mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mic_VR 3 Posted September 18, 2008 Love the avatar. If you know what I mean. Weird thing is, I haven't aged a day since 1976.. :scratch: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toad 0 Posted September 18, 2008 You do look particularly sexy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 18, 2008 If my project thread could stop being the gay dogging capital of the universe that would be just grand :sad: :lol: [Rolf]Can you guess what it is yet?[/Rolf] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 19, 2008 It's the subframe, Captain 70s. I pulled the frame and it's connected parts yesterday, took about 3 hours all in. More pics up soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 1 Posted September 19, 2008 How have you got the engine supported with the subframe out? Have you got all the weight balanced on the front mount? :scratch: Just curious, as I had a small army of jacks + supports under the engine when I removed the subframe on mine (twice :roll: ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Some people are theorising that I'm using the engine crane with load leveller....but this is not so. Pics are deceiving! Prodigal thought it would freak some people out if he photoshopped the axle stands out. there's one under the box and one at the back of the sump ;) Here's the before and after...a brother's got skillz! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 1 Posted September 19, 2008 Darn you and your devious photoshop chicanery! :lol: :lol: P.s. Nice work :salute: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 19, 2008 The whole story in pictures The Beginning Stands just supporting car weight. They're quite far back on the chassis rails. One day soon, I WILL have a nice rad support! Funnily enough, early spec Corrados don't have the PAS cooler bar on. I guess I must have just had the exact same system as the Mk2 Golf. PAS going back on is late spec with small cylinder fluid bottle. Nice antique-y look anyone? Engine mount definitely seen better days. Shaft vibration mount still intact though. Placing stands under the engine and box. I jacked it up a little to take the strain off the mounts and subsequently the bolts came right on out :) Stand under dooberry on bottom of block. Strong enough to take the weight :salute: Orange Orange Greys: The choice of champions. The Removal 9 to go - frame to chassis bolt nearside 8 to go - wishbone bolt nearside 7 to go - rear frame mount bolt nearside 6 to go - frame to chassis bolt offside 5 to go - wishbone bolt offside 4 to go - rear frame mount bolt offside 3 to go - gearbox mount bolt Done! Rear engine mount bolts (although technically there's 2 more on the steering U/J ;) no pics of those... oh yeah and the 2 bolts for the LBJs....and the other 2 bolts for the track rods... but then it's really done! :dorky: :cuckoo: :lol: ) Had to thread the PAS lines up and over the driveshaft to get them out, which wasn't too bad. They weren't seized into the rack or the pump which was a very nice change! Manoeuvring the frame out was a little Wonky Donkey, mainly as I had left the second jack underneath it :nuts: Not quite sure what happened to the engine mount, hydraulic oil leak maybe? or perhaps it just died! rubber looked like it had melted and reset... Took the U/J off of the rack which never really worked properly. I'm gonna use this rack's track length as a rough initial starting point for the fresh rack: hopefully it will be alright enough to drive it over to Captain Lazor's Align-So-Fine :lol: You know you own a Corrado when you permanently lose half your driveway :cuckoo: The old in the back yard. You can see the newer copper line on the PAS rack. Unfortunately it always leaked, not much I could do. Didn't want to sling a spare pipe on cos I'd lose motivation to do all this! Anyways, I tentatively attacked the wishbone bolts with an erwin from the off: not taking any chances! Unfortunately heard a *CRACK* on the second one...oh crap.... :pale: PHEW. I'm getting better at this... :grin: 20 mins after my wishbone victory. Frame is ok, flaking in a few areas but still solid. Needs a good lick of POR me thinks. Mount of doom. This thing really does seem to have failed spectacularly! :nuts: Pics of the freshness up on the car when I get round to it :salute: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Didn't do anything today cos I ACHE LIKE A MOFO! :sad: Glad I bent at the knees to move the subframe around, it saved my back from injury, but my thighs are burning like the sun and my arms are pretty achey too (and i'm not tiny, really). Hopefully tomorrow will be fitting the new stuff: Stick it all on the jack. wiggle it a bit to line it up and then sling all the bolts on! Robert is your father's brother :salute: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete_griff 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Didn't do anything today cos I ACHE LIKE A MOFO! :sad: Glad I bent at the knees to move the subframe around, it saved my back from injury, but my thighs are burning like the sun and my arms are pretty achey too (and i'm not tiny, really). Hopefully tomorrow will be fitting the new stuff: Stick it all on the jack. wiggle it a bit to line it up and then sling all the bolts on! Robert is your father's brother :salute: good luck my friend - hope you get it all sorted. you might want to get a mate to help you (if available) with lining up the steering UJ with the rack and making sure the bolts recess is correctly lined up. once mine was lined up, i had to tap the UJ down over the splines on the rack with a bar - only very lightly, but it didn't want to just slide all the way of it's own accord. i found it easiest with a trolley jack underneath when i did mine too. as i said, good luck anyway :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 19, 2008 Cool, cheers for the advice Pete. Yeah UJs seem really reluctant to slide on and off even without bolts! :nuts: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mic_VR 3 Posted September 20, 2008 Hats off to you Monkey Man, some good work there. I did my wishbones in situ and it was a PITA! You seem like you've tamed the beast now though. :grin: The mount is a mess, bet the car felt shite out on the road before you started all this work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted September 20, 2008 Nice work - would really like to do this to mine at some point and refresh everything on there. The wishbones and balljoints are new on mine (well year or so old) but a new rack and associated bits would be sweet, and to tart up the subframe or replace it would be better... one day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 20, 2008 Hats off to you Monkey Man, some good work there. I did my wishbones in situ and it was a PITA! You seem like you've tamed the beast now though. :grin: Yeah, changing bones in situ is :gag: had to do that on my Jetta a while back. The mount is a mess, bet the car felt **** out on the road before you started all this work? Well, I couldn't go WOT in first or above 4000 at POT cos the engine rocked too much so never done a fast 1st to 2nd change. I think if I could I wouldn't slate the corrado 16v _as_ much :lol: The ignition bits have allowed me to hit redline now, so maybe when it's all back together I will take it for another blast. Handling wise, both top mounts are dead on the shocks and go "DNK" over big bumps, tons and tons of vagueness in the steering too, so yeah it handled like ass. The boges are going on today too :norty: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 20, 2008 Nice work - would really like to do this to mine at some point and refresh everything on there. The wishbones and balljoints are new on mine (well year or so old) but a new rack and associated bits would be sweet, and to tart up the subframe or replace it would be better... one day! Firstly, pretty sure you were right about my bodged coolant draining that time buddy so cheers for the input :salute: If you do what I did and buy everything seperately and build it up and then swap it out it's a lot less hassle than taking bits off, cleaning them up and painting them. I still have the parts lists for everything i've done (just filled out list #6 for rear beam) so let me know and I can send them over. I've also just dropped £500 on the whole rear beam assembly. All the brakes, stoneshields, suspension, and 2 pages of fixings from VW. I must be loco... :cuckoo: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 20, 2008 Ooops. That top mount is getting cut out then... Completed subframe with steering rack too! This is what freshness looks like :nuts: Gonna use the old rack to roughly sort the tracking out. Jim, you can have it when i'm finished ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boost monkey 0 Posted September 20, 2008 Huh. The U/J i got from the scrapper with the rack I've rebuilt is the wrong one, it needs to be the 22-spline but it's the 30something spline one instead. I have 2 U/Js, one from The Burgundy and the other from the scrapper car...and they're the same :scratch: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted September 20, 2008 Looks almost mint! Nice work dude - I swapped a steering rack boot in situ this morning, looks a hell of a lot easier with it like above! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites