moneypit23 0 Posted July 22, 2009 You need some of this.. http://www.americansweets.co.uk/aunt-jemima-20-c.asp my friends dad used to bring it back from America but you can get it in Selfridges now as well (pay a premium for it though) It makes THE best pancakes ever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vwdeviant 0 Posted July 22, 2009 http://www.bettycrocker.com/ All you need Kev... unless someone wants to go kidnap Delia for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted July 22, 2009 I still get white eggs :| Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junkie 0 Posted July 22, 2009 What astonishing is the fact you managed to drive to the beach without your keys in the 1st place and then realised you didnt have your keys. Hot wired maybe.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted July 22, 2009 NOOOOO!!`1``¬!!! - I LOCKED THEM IN THE VAN YOU SEE?! IN THE VAN I SAY, I LOCKED THEM IN AND ME OUT!1! :( :( :( :( :( WHAT A KERFUFFLE :camp: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted July 22, 2009 I've only locked myself out of my car once and that was in my mk1 goof when I was at school, so I borrowed a steel ruler and jimmied the lock. :clap: Been locked out of my house many times, I usually find a window open and climb in, tho I have needed to borrow a ladder on a few occasions! my cooking skills...it was a fish pie btw. Naughty pie.jpg[/attachment:1u5z62rg] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Surly a fanny was the obvious choice of pastry genitle for the top of a fish pie, rather than a cock? Dissapointed, 6/10. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vwdeviant 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Surly a fanny was the obvious choice of pastry genitle for the top of a fish pie, rather than a cock? Dissapointed, 6/10. Hmm what better place for a c*ck than a fish-pie? :nono: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Surly a fanny was the obvious choice of pastry genitle for the top of a fish pie, rather than a cock? Dissapointed, 6/10. Dear Disappointed, Yes, I could have made a lady's rude part, but I do not possess the artistic skills needed, nor did I have the required amount of leftover pastry. That's why I went for a classic willy. Yours, Major Ronald J Cumberbatch, MC, DSO and DUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Surly a fanny was the obvious choice of pastry genitle for the top of a fish pie, rather than a cock? Dissapointed, 6/10. Hmm what better place for a c*ck than a fish-pie? :nono: Good point, well made :salute: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vwdeviant 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Surly a fanny was the obvious choice of pastry genitle for the top of a fish pie, rather than a cock? Dissapointed, 6/10. Dear Disappointed, Yes, I could have made a lady's rude part, but I do not possess the artistic skills needed, nor did I have the required amount of leftover pastry. That's why I went for a classic willy. Yours, Major Ronald J Cumberbatch, MC, DSO and DUI. Bog off back to the Grauniad.com you! :tongue: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henny 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Bog off back to the Grauniad.com you! :tongue: Oi! Don't send him over here... (I work for Guardian Media Group!) We've enough nutters over here already... :help: :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Bacon 5 Posted July 22, 2009 Good lads, keep the pancake recipes and c0ck topped pies coming :D That Aunt Jemima stuff looks the biz, gonna have to get some of that!! So then, how many eggs can you fit in your Y fronts (whilst wearing them) without breaking them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Dude 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Bog off back to the Grauniad.com you! :tongue: Oi! Don't send him over here... (I work for Guardian Media Group!) We've enough nutters over here already... :help: :lol: When my fiendish minions and I take over the country and I am installed as Dictator-for-life, you will all rue the day I was mocked. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vwdeviant 0 Posted July 22, 2009 So then, how many eggs can you fit in your Y fronts (whilst wearing them) without breaking them? Commando... so that'll be 0 then! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Bacon 5 Posted July 22, 2009 Well for you then, how many eggs can you fit in your Cycle clipped trousers without breaking any? :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vwdeviant 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Ifff I'z iz wearing ma baggy jeanz... depends on the weight of eggz before dey fall dahn, Innit? Ayyiie f-real! (no Ali-g smilie here :( ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renson 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Loving these random threads, there should be far more *Taken from the urban dictionary* 'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the ' :censored: ' out there. In many ways similar to 'humble pie' but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic. Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by 'Balls' but this is optional. "Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a 'Cock Pie' fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time." :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philuk 0 Posted July 22, 2009 is this classed as cock pie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
