warren 0 Posted December 17, 2009 paddy buys a bath, he takes it back the next day,complaining that the water keeps leaking out of it!!, the manager says,"i know its a silly question, but did you put the plug in??"...... paddy replies," oh you b**tard, you never told me it was electric" :lol: just been told this, so thought i'd share it with you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat_McCrotch 0 Posted December 17, 2009 I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 1024×768. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yacobwood 0 Posted December 17, 2009 I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 1024×768. That actualy made me laugh :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattnorgrove 0 Posted December 17, 2009 My wife just asked me to clean out the hairs from the plughole in the bath. My god it was like fingering Susan Boyle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-=Kris=- 0 Posted December 17, 2009 I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 1024×768. i was sat there for a good 5 mins before i burst out laughing... :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-=Kris=- 0 Posted December 17, 2009 My wife just asked me to clean out the hairs from the plughole in the bath. My god it was like fingering Susan Boyle. you fingered susan boyle? eeeeeeeew! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millerman 0 Posted December 17, 2009 My wife just asked me to clean out the hairs from the plughole in the bath. My god it was like fingering Susan Boyle. you fingered susan boyle? eeeeeeeew! :gag: :gag: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-=Kris=- 0 Posted December 17, 2009 apparantly it was like warm apple pie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mimjed 0 Posted December 17, 2009 Kid riding a red bike on christmas day. Police man on a horse says to him "did santa bring you that?" Kid replies "yes he did" Police man writes him a ticket and says "next time tell him to put lights on it" Kid replies "did santa bring you that horse" Police man humouring him says "yes he did" Kid replies "next time tell him the dick doesnt go on top of the horse" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattnorgrove 0 Posted December 17, 2009 Kid riding a red bike on christmas day. Police man on a horse says to him "did santa bring you that?" Kid replies "yes he did" Police man writes him a ticket and says "next time tell him to put lights on it" Kid replies "did santa bring you that horse" Police man humouring him says "yes he did" Kid replies "next time tell him the dick doesnt go on top of the horse" :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critical_Mass 10 Posted December 17, 2009 Merry Christmas everyone!!! Hope you all have a good 'un. :reindeer: :x-mas: :wave: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sprinterVR6 0 Posted December 18, 2009 I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 1024×768. i was sat there for a good 5 mins before i burst out laughing... :lol:[/quote:3l5gzti4] Credit where credits due - that is very good :clap: :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wullie 1 Posted December 18, 2009 A small boy wrote to Santa Claus: "Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother." Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
