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paddy buys a bath, he takes it back the next day,complaining that the water keeps leaking out of it!!, the manager says,"i know its a silly question, but did you put the plug in??"...... paddy replies," oh you b**tard, you never told me it was electric" :lol:

 

just been told this, so thought i'd share it with you!!

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I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

 

1024×768.

 

That actualy made me laugh :lol:

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I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

 

1024×768.

 

i was sat there for a good 5 mins before i burst out laughing... :lol:

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My wife just asked me to clean out the hairs from the plughole in the bath.

 

My god it was like fingering Susan Boyle.

 

you fingered susan boyle? eeeeeeeew!

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My wife just asked me to clean out the hairs from the plughole in the bath.

 

My god it was like fingering Susan Boyle.

 

you fingered susan boyle? eeeeeeeew!

 

 

:gag: :gag: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright:

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Kid riding a red bike on christmas day.

 

Police man on a horse says to him "did santa bring you that?"

 

Kid replies "yes he did"

 

Police man writes him a ticket and says "next time tell him to put lights on it"

 

Kid replies "did santa bring you that horse"

 

Police man humouring him says "yes he did"

 

Kid replies "next time tell him the dick doesnt go on top of the horse"

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Kid riding a red bike on christmas day.

 

Police man on a horse says to him "did santa bring you that?"

 

Kid replies "yes he did"

 

Police man writes him a ticket and says "next time tell him to put lights on it"

 

Kid replies "did santa bring you that horse"

 

Police man humouring him says "yes he did"

 

Kid replies "next time tell him the dick doesnt go on top of the horse"

 

:lol:

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I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

 

1024×768.

 

i was sat there for a good 5 mins before i burst out laughing... :lol:[/quote:3l5gzti4]

 

Credit where credits due - that is very good :clap: :lol:

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A small boy wrote to

Santa Claus:

 

"Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother."

 

Santa wrote back:

"Send me your mother..."

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