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Sneeky change of thread title may attract more help..... cheers for that idea Fuzz 8)

 

now.......

 

hello!!

 

right so situation:

 

1 set of keys lost, me & pappa M have discussed in detail as to where these could have been lost but to no avail. So my question to you now good people is:

 

a) how do I most cheaply aquire a key for my C - inc. chip for immobiliser

 

b) where to purchase a clifford fob to be "homed" to my car.

 

BY THE WAY i LOVE YOU ALL etc :clap:

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You only got one key mate?? Give yourself a slap!

Maybe a dealer job to be honest and jude had a spare done for about £70 including a transponder chip.

 

Source sounds on tankersley industial estate for the clifford fob.

 

I love you too Christopher x

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Darling Chris,

 

I would go back round to all the places you have slept over in the time the keys have been missing.

 

Bound to turn up at one girls or anothers house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Love you lots

 

Wendy

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Don't know if its any use but I'm fairly sure I've got a spare couple of Clifford Fobs, I don't know how much they vary between models or if any fob can be synced to any system? Any use/anyone know?

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Dearest Wendy, so what you are saying is that they have been smashed with a hammer and then burned?

 

Great. :lol:

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Don't know if its any use but I'm fairly sure I've got a spare couple of Clifford Fobs, I don't know how much they vary between models or if any fob can be synced to any system? Any use/anyone know?

 

 

I'd be very keen see them buddy..... ill do some research in mean time. I know that different generations of Clifford fobs don't mix or least did not last time I enquired.

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Darling Chris,

 

Well it rather depends exactly how many women were involved !!!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

The more women, the more likley it turned out this way !!! :lol: :lol:

 

Should have kept them in your trousers - Your Keys - I mean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

love you lots

 

Wendy

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Chris,

Look for the blonde one trying to start her Corsa with your VW key. That will be the one.

 

Hope this helps,

John

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Have you looked down the back of your blue sofa? The one that's for sale, 'cause if it's there and you sell the thing you wont be able to look once it's gone.

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ask toad to check under hes bed mate. Could be under there i suppose.

 

:clap:

 

Not under my bed, but I did wonder why it was painful to sit down this week.

 

Chris, they were lodged in my crack all along.

 

Wanna come round and fish them out?

 

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

P.S. Bring Wendy.

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ask toad to check under hes bed mate. Could be under there i suppose.

 

:clap:

 

Not under my bed, but I did wonder why it was painful to sit down this week.

 

Chris, they were lodged in my crack all along.

 

Wanna come round and fish them out?

 

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

P.S. Bring Wendy.

 

Thanks so much Toad !!! :lol:

 

Chris - But we are being really caring and ever so thoughtfully. Really !!

 

Well, I was, they could be at some gilrs falt - surely !!! :lol:

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I wonder if some bunny boiler that Chris thought he was having a one-nighter with has actually stolen them in an attempt to force him onto a second date.

 

So you have to ask yourself Chris, is the loss of your reputation, freedom, money and dignity involved in a "long term" relationship (i.e. more than one date) worth the recovery of your VW key?

 

What a dilemma... poor fellow

:bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2:

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I wonder if some bunny boiler that Chris thought he was having a one-nighter with has actually stolen them in an attempt to force him onto a second date.

 

So you have to ask yourself Chris, is the loss of your reputation, freedom, money and dignity involved in a "long term" relationship (i.e. more than one date) worth the recovery of your VW key?

 

What a dilemma... poor fellow

:bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2:

 

 

A what????? second da... :lol: :lol: :lol: i cant even say it!!

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Surely you got the serious answer you need from Kip in post 2 and after that it's just open season on your lady-bothering efforts? :)

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Sensible yes.... but pricey. The more ideas the better! You are jus miffed that there is no free cheese n ham!

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Wheres my free cheese and ham, i feel cheated!

 

May I offer a solution... go OBD2 and change the immobiliser while your at it, then just retumble the barrel... simples!

Can you not just buy a clifford fob from any online alarm dealer and connect it to your system. Im sure theres a procedure to link them in the system.

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Found 'em :clap:

 

What were you doing with that woman?

 

Oh well....at least they've turned up!!?

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Damn you, with the bogus free cheese and ham offer......I'm not going to help now.....not that I could have anyway :lol:

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