Bugger! Do points make prizes????????

[rado-steve 0]

Twat!

 

You know when you have a crappy day and you think it can't get any worse????

 

Then:

 

Just got nicked by :porc: for speeding on the A1 on the way home tonight! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

Clocked me at 102!!!! I saw him, braked, and he did me for 89Mph!! Least I didn't get banned I spose!

 

Buggery Bollocks, Just as I lose my points, I get them back again and the fine is £60 this time :shock:

 

Words of sympathy please.......

[VR6 0]

Shouldn't be speeding in the first place ;)

 

Nah seriously bad luck mate. I nearly got done over here on Fraggle Rock earlier tonight. Not seen a speed trap/device for about 2 years before now!

 

Was lucky I was sat behind some English plated granny mobile that didn't know where it was and was going at a snails pace!

[vr6storm 0]

well it shouldn't affect yer insurance at least

[Furkz 0]

did u not get points alongside the fine ???

[munkay 0]

yeah he will have got 3 points

[STORM 2 0]

bad luck mate!! but look on the bright side- you can still drive

[dazzyvr6 0]

you could of tried this to get off the speeding :lol: but seriously bad luck mate

An elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding...

 

 

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

 

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

 

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

 

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

 

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

 

Officer: "Don't have one?"

 

Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

 

Officer: "I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

 

Older Woman: "I can't do that".

 

Officer: "Why not?"

 

Older Woman: "I stole this car."

 

Officer: "Stole it?"

 

Older Woman:"Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

 

Officer: "You what?"

 

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you

want to see?".

 

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior

officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

 

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?"

 

 

 

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

 

Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

 

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and

murdered the owner".

 

Older Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

 

Officer 2: "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please".

 

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

 

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"

 

Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers".

 

 

 

The officer is quite stunned.

 

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving

license".

 

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands

it to the officer.

 

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

 

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have

a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up

the owner."

 

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!".

[coolrado 0]

:lol:

[Bally 0]

:roll:

[rado-steve 0]

Tee Hee!

 

Tried a sob story, but the get still did me!

 

I never ever manage to keep a`clean licence for more than 5min!

[crazymarcel 0]

know how ya feel, got 3 points/60 quid fine last Thursday for doing 92mph.

 

Copper was impressed with condition of car though, lol