corrado_sunderland

Alot of mechanics are mere time served fitters now Aka ****,ive found a lad who lives near me to do my work but i pay a little more than a small garage just to know everything will be done right and copper greased.If they are scared of you checking their work,they must be useless.

Too much effort :lol: for me it would be local wifes hot daughter,barn and beer....way more fun haha,dont get me wrong its awsome just one of them things that is so random the mind boggles :lol:

Did he really have to drive it like a dick..........everywhere :lol: some people have such crazy lives i cant really imagine me ever having a volvo engine,a tractor and thinking hmmm im so bored lets make this work :lol:

:lol: or tweeting like on ted

Your just a woman with a brain the 3rd the size....its science

clearly youve never seen a girl racer then :lol: Plus there is the old chestnut that they cause more accidents than there in,ive bin cut up etc loads of times and had near misses due to a lass driving like a birk and bumbing off leaving a trail of destruction behind her totally oblivious :lol:

The other day doris nearly ended my life, i was going straight over a roundabout in the inside lane (2 lanes entrance and exit) and this old woman in a new golf drove over both lanes and nearly mushed me into the barrier and as i blared my horn she kept doing it and if i didnt slam the brakes on very hard i would of been kissing barrier :rofl: This happened to me a few months back aswell with a bmw and a man driving he followed me home and asked why blared my horn and gave him the v's,when i explained he has cut accross both lanes and nearly rammed me up the barrier he seemed oblivious said sorry (ish) and then said you were going rather fast.My reply i was doing the speed limit round the bend and you should be aware of other vehicles around you regardless of it. Having said that though the woman was clearly worse she kept on going where the bloke (apparently unaware) straightened up. Our uk driving standard is pants now i blame new cars and the lack of feel for the road, but insurance should be equal all round,I bet they dont work out the average saved between the town ages thou and increase a little for woman and reduce for men the greedy ****ers will just put lasses ins as high as ours....

Bitch shut up and make me some pie :lol: The amount of women drivers that have caused accidents or near misses when ive been on the roads is mental

I still have my occasional tipple :lol: although im regretting it now,i feel like a microwaved turd in body and mind!

There is just something magical about walking up still completely off your tits having no idea what you did at all last night except for eating cheese slices at 5 am and nearly throwing up whilst hanging out you flat window smoking a rollie :lol: ,god bless student nights....i wish you lot werent all southerners.Would of been class to meet up and get mortal.

Making them push you around in your chair for all office travelling

Damn right,thats why i have a 205 now.When the mad max world comes where wil you lot be with your slammed dubs ey,ill tell ya where,getting ya brains chewed by zombies because ya stuck in a pot hole :lol:

If your selling everything and willing to split,ill put a good offer in for the wife?whats the mileage,car parks dings? :lol: And you just have to be thankful your keeping afloat sadly,life is getting worse and worse and most people up here are on the bread line.But i keep preaching about a revolution because we all work hard and the top half are screwing us over and do people listen naaaa they do not :lol: pWeve created this modern stressful life through our own greed and stupidity so we gotta deal with it....i wanna retire outside the uk for sure and my future is uncertain at the moment because work keeps up on 6 month contracts.They we to downsize the workforce so in a few years time they might and want to bin the lot of us so if that happens i might sell all my worldy possessions and hit the road travelling,Its crap no knowing if you have a future or not and no been allowed a mortgage etc but to contracting.

might work better,too dry or too wet itll do the job :lol:

I never knew until now that it was ok health wise, and the 40 stand for it been the 40th attempt of formula does it not? Some crazy uses their even by my standards.I wonder if it is any good at easing them joints open on your lass, wd-sutra coming soon...watch this space :lol:

I say put mask on and have water fights with them,youll be able to blast eachother some distance with them bad boys :lol:

Is there something about jim i have no been told here :lol: And yeah dogs hate the fireworks, my 4 labs are field trial so they dont even batter an eyelid at them :)

Suppose if you got a really long pipe you could become a new supervillian :lol:

Im sure a 15 quid fee from the dvla gives the owners address,some old woman did it to a dick round here years ago when he was driving recklessly she turned up at his door and said shed got his details from the reg and dvla.

Is this in durham,if it is get his address off hr and ill go over in a black coat as a bailiff,just wait outside his house and ill basically take the car off him as long as hes not some huge meathead as then its just too much work for me :lol:

Is that a hint of sarcasm im detecting,its only like 6 quid in morsions so cheap booze :lol: And it was a good night,ive sweat it all out at the gym and now my day off consists of killzone 3 haha,glad to see everyone had fun though i was hoping to blow some stuff up and cause some mischief with the fireworks but the standard supermarkets supply now suck dick :/ And what up fuzz? Next year jim drive up sunderland and you can have a drink with us,everyone brings a prostitute though...thats a rule right there

I went to my mates got a 16" pizza loads of fireworks and got ****ed around the fire like in my youth,i had a full bottle of ammeretto to myself and some waggle dance ales so i am in a diferent dimension now :lol: ......ah reminds me of been 15 again

Italy is a bad example though they are really weird with cars and regs.