corrado_sunderland

Yup there useless,i remember my dad going to knock one of the mechanics out.He got to to foff when he told the fitter it was dangerous leaving a cash heavy caliper dangling off the flex (and the flexi was old and ready to go).Total cowboys,i used to use mytyres alot but got my last set off ebay

This is how sad i am,i know the next bit of doom is where you go to hell so im waiting till my mates here to play it :lol:

Its a fine line between genius and insanity. i constantly walk that line (plus when im drunk i often fall into either side for brief spells :lol: )

:lol: how so?

Worst of all i messed up the tipping bit on card machine so only had 2 quid in change :lol: And an eye for a japs eye i say :rofl:

Took a lass out for latin food last night on a first date and the waitress was hot and hell and eyeing my up all night and the girl i took out was a really nice girl but not as hot looking as i expected :(,the dilema /challenge finding a hot girl who isnt a complete bitch :lol: I think the waitress was just impressed i ate the hotest thing on the menu and the birdeye chilli after without crying although i must admit i played it cool but was praying the the ice cream desert :rofl:,i love hot european girls and she was one of the ones with that look in her eye that says,im going to destroy you :lol:

Flu jab is full of nasties like mercury,ask for the one without next time. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2009/08/the-flu-jab-choice-the-department-of-health-might-not-tell-you-about/ metal traces ultimately lead to faster mental deterioration and increased mental illness risk so its like there killing the population off early.Try sambucol,natural immune system booster made from anti oxidants that works very well i found.

I love how half of you use colds as an excuse to get ****ed :lol: If you have access to a gym the only thing id advise other than manning the hell up is a sauna and steam room, the gym i use has one and sauna raises body temps to higher levels than what most bacteria like so it helps kill off and prevent bugs well and steam room does the same for your sinuses,bit olbas oil on ya snozzer aswell and it works amazing in there but mainly just man up :lol:

What a legend, "that ****ing **** was sick" :lol: class its a shame my planes usually meets the ground....at high speed as oppose to trees when they go in :(

I might drop into the next show nearby in the 205 and meet you lot,id have another corrado but i need something faster and 1.8 rados are £££££££ for a quick one. Id love my jet back now i have cash and its been rewired, id have it a flying machine :lol:

I think my humour never makes it out the toilet never mind over peoples heads :lol:

Its not much cop really is it,shame as it had such high expectations...but lets see if no2 is any better

I worked crappy hours so i never trained enough sadly to fight id miss a few days of the week some days and im too lazy to go now so just do a little stand up to keep on my toes,i competed in the north east grappling tournament a few times though

Did jui-jit ,thai kickboxing,a bit judo,wresting and coventional boxing for about 4-5 years when i was training mma,no belts though :'lol:

Id say this is the best forum ive been on and compared to other forums its more fun and knowldege based that just tech stuff, and you all cant moan about meets i booked a campsite for a **** up and meet and you all dropped me in it with washing ya hair or organising ya stamp collection :lol:,i would of never sold my rado and been a club memeber myself if vw,s werent an expensive pain in the arse to tune hehe

Depends in what context ya mean it by,i only post in off topic so i wouldnt know

I like the giant set of flaps :lol:

You can get a priest one too http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-237FlDBiuE4/TyV-PU9PniI/AAAAAAAADfM/qfEqxPQhe0M/s1600/GoingToHell.jpg :lol: need to really the troops now and get people out for it

Good ideas but the effort involved is too high making something like that :lol: so i have a plan,buy a saville suit and stich a child doll to the crotch? :rofl: i think itll be awsome,do any of you lot have a big enough ?not refering to the size of my pork sword in anyway there i may add :lol:

It doesnt matter whats going on ya have time to post something,this kid is a little prick and needs a ****ing clip for how cheeky hes been,id go get the lights and backhand the **** as i take them off him.

:rofl: mint idea

Im thinking of going out this halloween and getting trollyed with the student population but i need an outfit that look cool but at the same time allows you to say hey bitches,party at my place after (aka a non stupid looking one) :lol: any suggestions as so far all i have is skeleton suit,rambo and the predator (which i dont have the 3k for so its already a right off ) :lol: to add i wish this was local http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Funny-Rude-Middle-Finger-Adult-Halloween-Costume-/380492339749?pt=US_Costumes&hash=item58971c5a25&_uhb=1 ---------- Post added at 7:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 7:32 PM ---------- or :lol: http://www.abfab.co.uk/fancy-dress/down-for-the-count-costume.aspx

Its as poo as poo gets,its like a game from 96 with slightly better graffix.....muchos awful :lol: i played a bit quake live a while back on my laptop and its alright, i like unreal tournament too

Anyone i cant find the answer online and its so annyoing, i just keep walking around the same bits over and over and cant find the damn pda i need to get into the labs :/

Getting more bellends than weekends :lol: