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Dump Valves for non turbo'd engines

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Let the Chavs spend all their Burger money on them. Then we can all laugh as they TSSSSH round town on a friday night in their mums shopping trollys.

 

Biggest Dump Ever = Saxo.

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Phil, stick the smoke machine with a set of "spinners" and I reckon you could have just invented the next big thing in chav-land! :?

 

We have just invented car wheel mounted catherine wheels, firework loving chavs will be so chuffed. :lol:

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Even better Nick, sell them a badge that says FI. They'll think it means fuel injection, we'll know it means f ing idiot... :lol:

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Even on turbo's cars only the muppets and people with ultra fragile turbo's (T4's) run Dump valves. Chatter is so much nicer, or a standard recirculating DV at a push.

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Oh dearie me, what a ridiculous mod, these zipped upheaps of crap are everywhere in Kent and I bet they all start buying this stupid thing. I do really like the sound of the turbo whistling down as you lift off the throttle tho.

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time for a chav joke:

 

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching

Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of

the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As

they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we

order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where

we are... very slowly?"

 

 

 

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

 

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing"

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