Where is a good place to buy a really huge knife? preferably samurai styled

[Kevin Bacon 5]

What about a crossbow that fires guns?

[corrado_sunderland 0]

you lot are hilarious sometimes

:lol: ,some awsome ideas there haha,itll be above me bed so ill be able to grab it before anyone else but yeah i did mma for years so i can still a mean roundhouse :lol:

[Walesy 0]

How about the swiss army gun? Perfect for all eventualities, a must for all self respecting ghetto dwellers.

 

[easypops 8]

I love this thread :lol:

 

Why not just get a circus cannon and fire Chuck Norris at the bad guys :lol:

[Kevin Bacon 5]

Couple of these out the front of your property....

 

 

And if they get past those, one of these in your living room!

 

[corrado_sunderland 0]

:rofl:

 

So far ive norrowed it down to a few special choices in recommended home defence

[corrado_sunderland 0]

:rofl: all very good ideas :lol:

 

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You're bound to hit those pesky burglars, or at least hit someone somewhere, with one of these badboys!

 

 

Or maybe something a bit more subtle like this;

 

 

What about a crossbow that fires guns?

 

How about the swiss army gun? Perfect for all eventualities, a must for all self respecting ghetto dwellers.

 

 

Couple of these out the front of your property....

 

 

And if they get past those, one of these in your living room!

 

 

I think i could spend alot here :lol:

[VR6 0]

Your best line of defence would probably be to start a conversation with the burglars. They would probably leave or kill themselves within a few minutes :grin:

[anne t 10]

Your best line of defence would probably be to start a conversation with the burglars. They would probably leave or kill themselves within a few minutes :grin:

Tell them one of your jokes:bonk:

[VR6 0]

Too far :sad:

[Critical_Mass 10]

Swiss army gun is epic :lol: You'd struggle to unlock the door with that lot attache to the keys.