Audi A3 "project". anyone?!?!

[GusPW 0]

Laughed my arse off at this one. Make sure you look at the photos!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-A3-2-0-TDI-SPORTBACK-SE-DSG-SPARES-REPAIRS-FIRE-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-/330828049669?roken=pu4Ld7

Edited November 17, 2012 by GusPW
Forgot link!

[dumptyboy 0]

Just what ive been looking for, I'll take it! hahaha! Is he for real, who's going to buy that?!?!?

[BILLCOR 1]

Looks to have had an overheating problem :silly:

[Graphite 0]

I'm tempted to send him a message asking if the colour of the car in the pictures when its inside the building is a genuine Audi colour or not :)

[GusPW 0]

I find the sob story ridiculous. Who cares if he's 4k down? Doesn't make a pile of rusty burnt metal worth £1000!

 

I doubt a scrap yard would take it without him paying them a disposal fee.

 

Although I have seen some boy racer cars sprayed with a rust effect, maybe they'd buy the panels? Extra scene points for genuine rust?

[destructiv dave 0]

Not sure why he is listing all the safety features and interior options... it's a burnt out car FFS and doesn't look like any of those options still exist (apart from maybe the auxiliary heating, which lets be honest can be confirmed to work a little too effectively).

[GusPW 0]

Ah well, at least its "hpi clear and comes with 2 keys". Which was the first question I was going to ask.

[Stonejag 10]

Ah well, at least its "hpi clear and comes with 2 keys". Which was the first question I was going to ask.

Will they still fit in the melted locks?

 

I find the sob story intriguing - why wasn't it insured for where the fire was? Did he add some dodgy aftermarket bits that caught fire? Inquiring minds want to know...

 

Stone

[VAG-hag 0]

erm..... what?? :lol:

 

the 2 keys part had me chuckling too! How can the insurance be void if in a certain building?

[Campaign 0]

Excellent :) Not only is the shell burnt out, it looks as though it's taken some hefty knocks from falling debris too ...

[Portent 0]

erm..... what?? :lol:

 

the 2 keys part had me chuckling too! How can the insurance be void if in a certain building?

 

Insured to be garaged overnight, but was in an alley?

Insured at parents address but car actually owned and left at different location?

Not insured at all?

[Dox 22]

Ring ring, ring ring.....

 

Must be the phone.................

[stuarttaylor37 13]

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Edited November 17, 2012 by stuarttaylor37

[Parkervr6 10]

All the bricks in the background are his house which he is taking offers of 300k plus. Comes with front and back door keys.

[Nathan Harvey 10]

This guy can't be for real surely ?

[Portent 0]

It's great for ringing a similar stolen car.

[James. 7]

It's great for ringing a similar stolen car.

 

That's exactly what I thought.

 

http://www.wishfm.net/news/local/police-appeal-for-witnesses-after-wigan-fire/

[clumpy1 11]

That is exactly why he is looking for a grand you are buying the logbook not the car obviously someone who has experience in this sort of enterprise police should be doing something about stuff like this instead of pulling people over who obviously care about their car's by making them more than "roadworthy" over something that get's on their tit's.

[jaded2882 0]

That is exactly why he is looking for a grand you are buying the logbook not the car obviously someone who has experience in this sort of enterprise police should be doing something about stuff like this instead of pulling people over who obviously care about their car's by making them more than "roadworthy" over something that get's on their tit's.

 

It must be. Correct me if I'm wrong but unlike a crash damaged car, there can't be a single usable part on this?! Or it's a joke...

[Peebee 0]

Am i missing a punchline or something? :S

[GusPW 0]

Ring ring, ring ring.....

 

Must be the phone.................

 

Haha, Only just got this after portent mentioned its ringing potential as well.

 

Now I look at it again its plainly obvious.

" SPARES/REPAIRS/SALVAGE ...or Do What You Want With It. "