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SLIGHT RATTLE AT SPEED OF LIGHT

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i have recently noticed a slight rattling noise when i reach the speed of light :shock: ..has anyone had this problem themsleves?? any ideas on what it could be? :wink:

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You need to realign the molecular dispander before you can adjust the sub atomic baffles, tsk! :wink:

 

Besides, SOL is so last year.... folding space is where the party's at now....travelling without moving.

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I'm with Kev, dump the FTL drive and get with Worm Hole Technology instead...

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Pah... New fangled wormhole nonsense.

You try takin one of those to your local garage when it goes tits up.

Sharp suck of breath through teeth all round methinks.

 

Me? I'm sticking with my mate Albert's thoery!

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I find that if you keep going to ludicrous velocity, then everything smooths out noticeably. Just watch out for old ladies crossing the road, they never hear you. :roll:

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Just watch out for old ladies crossing the road, they never hear you.

 

ive found that....nightmare....its the worst when you have to reverse back over them to end the suffering

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You need to realign the molecular dispander before you can adjust the sub atomic baffles, tsk! :wink:

 

Besides, SOL is so last year.... folding space is where the party's at now....travelling without moving.

 

Whats Jamiroquai got to do with it?

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I find that if you keep going to ludicrous velocity, then everything smooths out noticeably. Just watch out for old ladies crossing the road, they never hear you. :roll:

 

im not surprised they cant hear you if your travelling at the speed of light you would hit them long before the sound reached them :lol:

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Just watch out for old ladies crossing the road, they never hear you.

 

ive found that....nightmare....its the worst when you have to reverse back over them to end the suffering

 

 

spaceballs lol

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anyone know were i can generate 81 ggigawats? my dark mater energy converter got pinched down the pub and have been going back to dust off the flux-capasitor :(

 

wish i could remember my notes on M-THEORY or early superstring as its beter known lol

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