DanA 0 Posted July 27, 2005 This has probably been posted before so I apologise in advance... The demo video is so funny though :lol: Dump valve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Bacon 5 Posted July 27, 2005 Hmmmm.... Have they got a speaker to reproduce the turbo whistle to go with it? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinkus 10 Posted July 27, 2005 I wonder how hard it is to reprogram it to say "I'M A TOSSER"... oh wait, it already does that. :lol: The stupid thing doesn't even sound like a good dump valve, they must have been running about 3psi of boost when they recorded it :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dub envy 0 Posted July 27, 2005 good god. :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzyvr6 0 Posted July 27, 2005 nice one...just ordered 2 of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted July 27, 2005 I love the way he's ragging the Saxo down the road and it takes about 3 minutes to get through each gear.. who the feck would spend £150 on such a ridiculous mod! "Oh man.. your car got a turbo then?" "Er.. no?" "Whats the sound of the dump valve then..?" "Er.. its pretend.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GIXXERUK 0 Posted July 27, 2005 £150 !! the speaker has an optional burberry cover :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzyvr6 0 Posted July 27, 2005 how much!!!!! didnt look at the price :shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randal 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Echos of Bubb Rubb..... WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! W*nkers. Burn em all. :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Bacon 5 Posted July 27, 2005 What they should have recorded is the sound of an external wastegate..... phssssht it is for chav poofs...... the throaty "Phhhhaaaaarrr" of external gates is FAR more impressive :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibber 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Heard a nova go past the mine the other day with one fitted, probs doubled the value of the car :lol: #You can tell they are so fake, same sound no matter how many revs you change gear at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 why not turn up the volume to the loudest dump ever! Thats exactly what it is, a great big dump. It's only slightly more convincing than having your mate hang out the window going 'TSSSSCHHH' through a loudhailer and about as useful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ben16v 0 Posted July 27, 2005 quote: If you already have a dump valve why not turn up the volume to the loudest dump ever! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ben16v 0 Posted July 27, 2005 doh.... beaten to it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corradophil 3 Posted July 27, 2005 That is the most stupid thing I've seen in ages. :silly: They will be bringing out smoke machines to fit near your wheels soon to make it look like you are permanantly doing a burnout. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 i'd slap a patent on that before someone else does if i were you phil... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris VR6nos 0 Posted July 27, 2005 The car was funny, looked like it couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corradophil 3 Posted July 27, 2005 i'd slap a patent on that before someone else does if i were you phil... Trouble is, I probably could make money from it. How about glowing red fake brake discs or an extra windscreen washer jet mounted so when you squirt it, it looks like you are purging your nitrous system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 you're full of bright ideas today! write em' down quick or you'll forget... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrbeige 0 Posted July 27, 2005 WTF... Nice saxo.:roll: :pukeright: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Nice saxo "oxymoron" ( P ) n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henny 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Phil, stick the smoke machine with a set of "spinners" and I reckon you could have just invented the next big thing in chav-land! :? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Beesting 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Its the first bit of the ad that get me.... 'Everybody knows you need a turbo to run a dump valve but we still get calls asking us for a dump valve for non-turbo cars! Well heres the answer' the answer is 'YOUR STUPID, go and read what a dump valve is for then ask if you can get one for a N/A 1.1 fiesta!' And the vid sounds like the camera man is making the noise. Can you imagine driving that saxo as your daily driver, your ears would be bleeding if you ever have to do long trips!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickVR6 0 Posted July 27, 2005 I'd get one, but i'm saving for a boot badge that say "fuel injection". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
