dinkus 10 Posted June 7, 2006 Well it sounds like it'll be very cool should it work, but I'd be inclined to talk to a coulpe of open-minded quantum physicists and chemistry majors too - I'm sure they'll be able to help you siphon the bullshit from the possible theory. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted June 7, 2006 This thread rocks :) Most threads in the technical section go over my head as i'm a know - nothing , but this one takes the biscuit :thumbleft: I think Mr bcstudent hit the nail on the head : It amazes me that someone who claims such engineering greatness can have so many problems with his own car, with even simple things like thermostats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveVR6 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Theres quite a few very interesting videos on google/you tube bout this joe cell stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbaker8v 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Well if you really believe that stuff then your engineering major must have been a major laod of cack!!! First off, how does this mysterious "gas" disperse through metal int othe engine but not escape through the tubes?? I only read the first part of the Wiki, thats all I could stand.... If this really worked, dont you think someone would have made a ful lworking system of it now? All te big energy majors would have it running if it was true, as htey are all spending billions to find alternativeenergy systems for when the oil runs out.... And all that stuff about NSA/government/ spy threats, yeah right..... and htere goes a flying elephant and i collected a bag full of rocking horse shit on my way to work this morning!! Mark BP Process Engineer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveVR6 0 Posted June 7, 2006 I dont understand what is happening in the videos then?? are they all fakes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dec 1 Posted June 7, 2006 I've just had to check my calender to make double sure that it's not the 1st of April today! Surely this thread was started two months and 5 days too late :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
16vradge 0 Posted June 7, 2006 To be sang to the tune of the American National Anthem: "Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, Potatonet’s Corrado travelling at the speed of light? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, with Corrado forum members – words like ‘bullshit’ they were screaming? And the rockets' red glare, the Joe cell bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that the brainwashing was still there. O say, does that star-spangled corrado yet move O'er the land of the free and the home of the insane?" :cuckoo: :salute: Lyrics penned by Oxide and Neutrino. :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trig 0 Posted June 7, 2006 This thread is ridiculous, I have to agree with everyting bcstudent has said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted June 7, 2006 Rumour has it that Wales is working on his own design.... The Dave Cell... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoxyLaad 0 Posted June 7, 2006 comon, its great! I am laughing now, but on the off chance he gets it going, and I will be having crack at a 3.2 litre r32JC :lol: Then I will be be making an engine to power my entire house with electric, then possibly the street/village and eventually the world. Thing is, even if the implosion in the cylinders made a total vacuum, that would be nowhere near the force of a petrol explosion. See with petrol you can simply stuff as much as you can get in the cylinders (wthin reason) and get a big explosion. with an implosion all you could possibly hope to attain is a vacuum, which at best would be piss poor for performance, and I dont fancy getting outrun by scooters and 2CVs lol :lol: Unless you get even less than a vacuum in the cylinders! woah just think maan, anti matter! I'll have some of that on toast! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoxyLaad 0 Posted June 7, 2006 how about the Ves Cell? or the Parr Cell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trig 0 Posted June 7, 2006 The Dave Cell... Yeh... of the padded kind! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Rumour has it that Wales is working on his own design.... The Dave Cell... When it's ready i'll let you all know. In the meantime keep it quiet , I don't want to have to deal with any more hitmen employed by BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trig 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Yeh i've seen the CIA snooping around Newquay Dave, caliming you to be (I quote) 'dangerously intelligent and a risk to humanity because you're so good at inventing stuff...' :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted June 7, 2006 - At least I don't drive around the area in a pink go-kart! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trig 0 Posted June 7, 2006 .... it's not a go-kart... it's a 'recycle bubble' :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trig 0 Posted June 7, 2006 http://www.fifteencornwall.co.uk/sustainability.htm :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
16vradge 0 Posted June 7, 2006 haha, pink shirt and hot pants too eh trigger?? Like Earl says it's all Karma, you work in a spot on area, but look like a bummer in the process! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biggerbigneil 0 Posted June 7, 2006 I'm sorry, but if you were as clever as you're pretending to be, you would have a VR6 :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
16vradge 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Bu hi af a sicksteen valv an hi iz clevur Cheeky fecker :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinkus 10 Posted June 7, 2006 Top marks for the pink recycle bubble :lol: I'm making a Dom Cell, but it's aimed at a somewhat different clientelle :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biggerbigneil 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Hehehe I would like to offer my most humble apologies, however I must stress that I wouldn't mean it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil K 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Hehehe I would like to offer my most humble apologies, however I must stress that I wouldn't mean it Is that what they teach you for customer service at BMW :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Also, i've just noticed you wearing a pink shirt in that pic of you stood behind fat tounge Trig, are you going all Dinkus on us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
