RichiePBay 0 Posted January 27, 2011 My next door neighbours pussy is really getting on my case at the moment. No sooner have I washed the car and parked it up in the street than the little bleeder hops on the bonnet where it's nice and warm and settles down for kip! Come morning I've got a pile of ginger cat pubes and general filth all over the bonnet :bad-words: I can't watch over the car all the time and for some reason my Clifford alarm (with proximity sensor which throws a hissy-fit if it's even raining on the car!) doesn't seem to notice this stealthy little fecker! Any humane ideas for stopping the little blighter? I've heard lion poo does the job but this seems the lesser of two evils! Cheers, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moneypit23 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Get your own cat. A big ugly nasty one :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidwort 0 Posted January 27, 2011 can't beat a wheelie bin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexybourbon 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Go out and find another ginger type cat and rub that all over your bonnet and see what happens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichiePBay 0 Posted January 27, 2011 I suspect that may only make things worse......ever buffed a car with a cat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Majik 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Get a remote control auxilary device which powers something for a few seconds then T piece your washer hose and place another washer jet on the bonnet facing the other way and connect to the washer pump when the cat is on the bonnet power it up and BHAMMM you got one wet pussy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peebee 0 Posted January 27, 2011 I'd look evil right in the eyes and totally face defete. lol You can't stop the little bleeders humainly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peebee 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Get a remote control auxilary device which powers something for a few seconds then T piece your washer hose and place another washer jet on the bonnet facing the other way and connect to the washer pump when the cat is on the bonnet power it up and BHAMMM you got one wet pussy! EFFORT!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coullstar 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Shoot it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexybourbon 0 Posted January 27, 2011 try this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danny B 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Shoot yourself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichiePBay 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Danny B can I borrow your dog? I think I've got an idea..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danny B 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Danny B can I borrow your dog? I think I've got an idea..... :lol: EDIT : what gave you the idea I wonder ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critical_Mass 10 Posted January 27, 2011 :lol: although i love the answers so far i'll give a serious answer. You need one of these - http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keyw ... b49l29f9_b Its sends out a frequency that cats hate and they stay away from the area that the frequency submits in. My neighbours cats like to sh!t on my front garden and this is a nice solution to the problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIPVW 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Cheap car cover Mate! at least the wagon wont get dirty, just the cover. got a spare too :wave: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coullstar 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Shoot yourself :lol: , joking of course. I would never condone that, it would be a waste of ammunition ;) . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted January 28, 2011 I believe it is possible to buy, basically, cat piss in a bottle. If you splash that around near where you keep the car, the neighbours cat should smell the scent of another cat and be less than keen on hanging around. I guess with that, and the ultrasonic thing, should be able to deter the fecking thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy 0 Posted January 28, 2011 I'd jut buy a super-soaker or similar, most cats won't linger with a water jet in their face! Cheap and fun! Oh and humane... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Majik 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Slightyl off topic but does anyone spray kitchen cleaner on their dustbin bags to stop foxes rummaging through them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jon_vr6 1 Posted January 28, 2011 Gizmo used to do the same keeps his arse warm when its cold :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamG40 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Try a bit of orange peel on the scuttle. My cat hates anything citrus as do a lot of cats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rado2 0 Posted January 28, 2011 can't beat a wheelie bin... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winchbietch 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Try a bit of orange peel on the scuttle. My cat hates anything citrus as do a lot of cats. We must have a spaz cat then as our cat loves citrus, :lol: missus made a lemon drizzle cake a few weeks back, left it out cooling and the cheeky fecking cat devowered half of it before being caught. What made me laugh was the cat seeing its been busted, chewing ten to the dozzen to get as much down its throat before getting booted up the ass.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy 0 Posted January 28, 2011 You think you've got problems, every time I open mine the cat comes in. At least she has good taste I suppose! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR6 Lee 0 Posted January 28, 2011 I thought this was a dirty thread, lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
