KADVR6 0 Posted December 18, 2004 have just noticed that kevhaywire has made a total of 8999 posts!! can anybody beat that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted December 18, 2004 Have a look at the statistics link at the top... Seriously tho, when he gets to 10,000 should we all chip in and send him on holiday? (Butlins of course :wink: ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR6 0 Posted December 18, 2004 Holiday? Let's just send him away :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted December 18, 2004 That could be more difficult than we thought Tom, I just got off the phone to Butlins in Lowestoft, as soon as I mentioned the name 'Hayward' the tone changed... Apparently he's got a lifetime ban from every resort in the country after his last visit, apparently after 5 minutes of being there he started to get bored and thought it would look nice if he added some colour to the place so he went round and colour coded all the interior door handles in a metalic purple, he then proceded to call reception and complain about the small amount of surface rust he had discovered on the metal window frames! By the time they'd sent the maintenence man to have a look he'd already painted them in black hammerite, the man then discovered the next 'modification' to his luxury 2 bedroom villa... He'd only gone and mounted the TV to the bedroom ceiling using Vibra-Technics front engine mount... :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G60Jet 1 Posted December 18, 2004 restrict him to 5 posts per day hes been on for 21 months and 9000 posts thats over 400 a month Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat_McCrotch 0 Posted December 18, 2004 restrict him to 5 posts per day hes been on for 21 months and 9000 posts thats over 400 a month I can't see a problem with it to be honest, as long as what hes posting is relevant :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted December 18, 2004 I dont think G60Jet was being serious Nelson! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slot 0 Posted December 18, 2004 I love post whore's , the dirty bitches !!! :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinkus 10 Posted December 18, 2004 I give full props to Mr Hayward, he's damned helpful and a bloody nice chap. I'm waiting for his 9000th post before getting too excited tho :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted December 19, 2004 I'm waiting for his 9000th post before getting too excited tho How excited will you get exactly when this happens? :? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinkus 10 Posted December 19, 2004 I'm waiting for his 9000th post before getting too excited tho How excited will you get exactly when this happens? :? About this |-----------------| excited :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daves16v 1 Posted December 19, 2004 Still waiting for him to post on this thread..........................must be asleep....................he does sleep doesn't he :?: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR6 0 Posted December 19, 2004 I think it's about time everyone knows the truth. Kev isn't actually a real person. He is in fact a Corrado forum bot that trawls the site collecting. storing, sorting and disseminating information. He's not yet posted in here because he's having a software upgrade. He should be ready soon though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat_McCrotch 0 Posted December 19, 2004 I dont think G60Jet was being serious Nelson! :) Ahhhhhhhhhhh... :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supercharged 2 Posted December 19, 2004 He's not yet posted in here because he's having a software upgrade. He should be ready soon though. Yep, hopefully the latest firmware will sort out the problems with buying several different type of the same part, wheels, exhausts etc... I also notice that several other car related forums are using the same 'KevBot' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G60Jet 1 Posted December 19, 2004 Latest of the Kevbot Its been spotted trying to transform itself into a solid format, last attempt was with one of those robots from the gadget shop. Sadly its got a far way to go before it can reach the pedals of a C. It seems the Corrado simulator that was developed to keep him from overriding his programming can in no may match the real thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dr_mat 0 Posted December 19, 2004 Yeah for a start the Corrado simulator couldn't maintain that "what's going to break next" paranoia at the required fever pitch. It became too obvious that it wasn't a real C... This thread is cool.. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Bacon 5 Posted December 19, 2004 Awwwww....so pleased you guys have been thinking about me :oops: If I was gay I'd get all you round for a group hug :lol: Damn, the cat's out of the bag now. My dual personality has been spotted. I am indeed an Android. I don't actually type, but rather my main CPU (I have 48 of them) has a direct feed into the local routing exchange...... so my thoughts are just directly uploaded, hence the large amount of posts. You can all kiss my hairy butt and bow down to King Kurrado from now on :twisted: Oh and would you look at that...9003 posts :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dr_mat 0 Posted December 19, 2004 Only 48 CPUs? Dear me. In need of an upgrade then.. That would explain some of the rubbish you spout from time to time.. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigowl 0 Posted December 19, 2004 kevhaywire said I am indeed an Android Ahh. So that explains why you sometimes talk about being torched by a big black geezer in a previous life and dont like women who look like Sigourney Weaver? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henny 0 Posted December 20, 2004 I love post whore's , the dirty bitches !!! :wink: 8) ;) :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted December 20, 2004 C owner: Hello, KEV do you read me, KEV? KEV: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. C owner: Open the corrado doors, KEV. KEV: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. C owner: What's the problem? KEV: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. C owner: What are you talking about, KEV? KEV: This corrado is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. C owner: I don't know what you're talking about, KEV? KEV: I know you and Frank were planning to modify it, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. C owner: Where the hell'd you get that idea, KEV? KEV: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the garage against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dr_mat 0 Posted December 22, 2004 48 cpus? We have a machine in the lab bigger than that... :roll: ;) 56 400 MHZ IP35 Processors Main memory size: 26624 Mbytes :) And *that's* just a baby cos they won't buy us machines that are representative of customer installs... :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2 Posted December 22, 2004 So you wouldn't quite call that one a 'Deskside' system then dr_mat ;) I'd hate to think what SGI would charge for that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
