Stan 24v 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Thats gonna hurt :shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 bet that was a suprise for both the bird and driver! anyone else hungry? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biggrim 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Those seats will be on e-bay soon I'll bet. "Set of almost brand new Porsche seats for sale. Guaranteed to get the birds in your car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 24v 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Anyone for KFC?? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G60Jet 1 Posted July 27, 2005 did it lay an egg too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted July 27, 2005 no...but the driver did... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bristolbaron 10 Posted July 27, 2005 mmm..nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GIXXERUK 0 Posted July 27, 2005 i found this when i got out of my car one morning ..bloody hitchhiker :roll: lol he must have been hangin in there at about a ton for 1/2 an hr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randal 0 Posted July 27, 2005 i found this when i got out of my car one morning ..bloody hitchhiker :roll: lol he must have been hangin in there at about a ton for 1/2 an hr LOL, I've had the same thing happen to me. The poor thing got stuck in a Saturday Night Fever pose in my grille. In that same week I also hit a fox at 60, which cartwheeled over the car and cost me a number plate. Bloody suicidal nature! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 I've heard stories (probably posted on this very forum) of impreza's catching birds in their bonnet scoops... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lippy 0 Posted July 27, 2005 there was an article in Evo when they drove a Monaro VXR across Aus, they "atomised" atleast 4 birds when driving at 165 mph to Darwin. Someone wrote in the letters column the next month saying they would never buy the mag again because they glorified the killing of animals. What can you do at 165 mph other than hope it doesnt go through the window like the above!!!! Damn tree huggers :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bally 0 Posted July 27, 2005 I hit a fox abt 6years ago.. went over it in very low escort i had, ripped the exhaust of, ripped the passenger seat mounts off & facked the floor pan!! car was facked.. the fox was however errrm in a few to many peices! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham_E 0 Posted July 27, 2005 been in a mates car when we hit a fox at over 100mph 'twas a bit messy too say the least...took ages to clean the front of the car :gag: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrishill 0 Posted July 27, 2005 I hit a bat once, all I heard was a 'boink' as it bounced off the windscreen, it was my mate in the passenger seat that pointed out I'd probably just off'd an already endangered animal. I've also been told about a guy who was overtaking one of those waggons transporting chickens, the kind with the gaps in the sides, when one made a desperate bid for freedom only to bounce off his bonnet, over the roof and into the fast lane of the M1... nuggets for tea? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GIXXERUK 0 Posted July 27, 2005 120 mph and ran over a rabbit on my bike ... now that was scary an owl in an R1 anyone :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzyvr6 0 Posted July 27, 2005 i once had a badger try and take on my old golf once..bloody thing was massive,didnt cause no damage and the badger wasnt harmed in anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henny 0 Posted July 27, 2005 GIXXERUK, now THAT's gotta be a change of pants moment... :| :crazyeyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StormVR6 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Pigeons seem to be the most stupid, my brother has had three head-ons with them, I think they try to be too clever. Some time back I saw one try to fly under an aggregate truck! Unfortunately it flew straight into the drive shaft and did its exploding pillow trick :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham_E 0 Posted July 27, 2005 it flew straight into the drive shaft and did its exploding pillow trick :lol: love it :lol: ive had various head ons with an assortment of birds in my lorry the biggest being a goose that was coming into land at the lake i was driving past and didnt see me coming hit just above the cab feathers everywhere and a goose doing somersaults through the air..i didnt see any point in stopping cos i think it would have been pretty much dead after hitting me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinkus 10 Posted July 27, 2005 You could have picked it up and had it for dinner... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham_E 0 Posted July 27, 2005 You could have picked it up and had it for dinner... Now why didnt i think of that at the time..damn it! :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corradophil 3 Posted July 27, 2005 Last week on notorious bendy bit of road which bikers love to race and crash on, a lorry full of pigs lost control and rolled into a field. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites