BMWoah my god! (and Corsaaah my eyes!)

[loopylindsay 0]

errrrrr those wheels are hidious! what have they done to a perfectly good german beasty! :shock:

[The_Dude 0]

Here ya go.

[Sonicriot13 0]

Here ya go.

 

Whatever will I had to live is now well and truly gone.

[loopylindsay 0]

i appreciate the individuality but wat on earth ever possesed him to do that i hate chavy corsas!

[Critical_Mass 10]

:lol: seen that corsa before and i've just recovered from having burnt eyes from last time... so thanks Corradude! :lol: And join the club loopylindsay.

 

Looks to have been alot of work put into the beamer. The bottom pic on http://www.xquisiteautomotive.co.uk/gal ... ompact.htm makes the car look caricature. The beamer isnt lowered, its just all the weight from the PS3 and wood housing. I wouldnt want speakers next to me in the doors, too close, too in your face (ears).

 

All the money and not a penny spent on the engine.

[loopylindsay 0]

think thats a good thing looking at that front spliter you couldnt go fast if you wanted too!

[The_Dude 0]

i appreciate the individuality but wat on earth ever possesed him to do that i hate chavy corsas!

 

The individuality of a deranged mentalist? :lol:

 

:lol: seen that corsa before and i've just recovered from having burnt eyes from last time... so thanks Corradude! :lol: And join the club loopylindsay.

 

All the money and not a penny spent on the engine.

Ha! Suffer. :shocked!:

Thats the sad part, its only going to be a 318 at best.

 

I seem to remember the corsa with a different front bumper though, bit more jap stylee and smashed at the bottom from speed bumps. The first time I encountered it on the road I nearly crashed due to laughing too much and he nearly crashed into the central divider as he was coming far too fast round a 180 hairpin. :lol: :lol:

[paul20v 0]

oh my god

i thought the beemer was bad but the corsa is , well i am stuck for words i cant think of anything bad enough that would even come near how crap it is :gag:

[Toad 0]

They are fecking hideous.

 

But, how can such an obvious taste vaccum afford the vast tonnage of fibre glass needed for these monstrosities???

[skinnyman9000 0]

Oh dear god, my eyes, my eyes!!

 

The bodyshop should have refused to do that to his car, all the bodyshops in the world should have refused.

 

See, i think its daft that euro boys get pulled for a lil tyre stretch, yet that Corsa is considered 'safe', disgraceful

[Jim Bowen 1]

just looking at the build threads, is it all made from p40 out the tub??? :lol: not even proper fibreglass, no wonder it never moves, would fall apart :D

[Guest]

Appaling is probably the only words for those 2 monstrosities............... the only other word for someone who does that to ANY car is Cu** :cuckoo:

 

he could have just bought a hot wheels toy car if he wanted a big rimmed ornament :grin:

[Alexander 0]

Regarding the beemer, I fully appreciate the amount of skill and man-hours that have gone into creating it - but it looks f*cking sh*t. No getting around it.

 

Imagine if you'd spent that amount under the bonnet, and given the original car a respray - it would have been an awesome machine.

[Zeal 0]

hehe those corsa doors, i can just picture his friends crouching in the toilet position on the side of the street as he drives past and picks them up like that new angelina jolie film :grin:

[mattnorgrove 0]

HA!

 

The Corsa looks like Tron's weekend ride. :lol:

[dirtytorque 0]

waste of money.

:(

[n3p 3]

wtf! ew :(

[joinerboy 0]

iv just found this thread and i agree the corsa is a complete monster :gag:

 

the BMW though i think is a different story(its something i would never do to a car or drive just to make that clear)

 

i think cars like this are a good way of showing what companies can do on a modding level. think of the Sema show, they are completely far out but some mods make it onto cars in a smaller way.

you have to admit there were some trick touches on the BMW.

 

although real world modding should be kept minimal or simplistic

 

i had a spare 5 mins so i thought i'd voice my views :lol:

[CorradoVR6-Turbo 0]

how the hell does the corsa keep cool...... :scratch:

[Sonicriot13 0]

Could you not have looked deep inside yourself and found somewhere beneath the memories of old school friends and wasted summer afternoons the inclination NOT to revive this thread? :lol: