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it just says connecting........ been trying for 5 mins now. reckon its a lotus carlton, omega in some parts of europe was the name for our carlton??!

I have film of merc's doing the same lap as that m3 as its part of the berg cup i will see if i can host them. hell yeah!!! id love to see them fella

pants compared to my merc!!!

there is not enough lights and bells with the dials for the yanks i reckon? ha ha

the passat looks quite tidy, shame about the damp interior though, will start stinking like a bird who never bathes after a bit!

oh yeah i liked how nothing in comparison was as powerful ha ha

anyone notice the mfa was on its way out?? they couldnt complain about the rado in that, only thing that was a niggle to them was the window switches!!!!! (think they got moved anyway just after??)

and you call me a perv ha ha you even know what house she goes to!! WALSEY IS A WEIRDO, WALSEY IS A WEIRDO ha ha

This may have already been posted,if so,apologies but I only heard it today and thought it was funny! Bill Gates and General Motors At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release (From Mr. Welch himself): "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:" For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grab hold of the radio antenna. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Ran McNally Road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

dark blue (didnt catch the spec) reg CDC i think, booting it round plymouth, just up form mutly plain i think? gave a wave but think you was in a rush (i was in my merc so i may have looked like some weirdo though!!!)

ha ha i dont have a porn collection!! go constant net access so i dont need one eeerrrgh ha ha

even if you p1ss someone off it doesnt give them the right to feck up your car, i would be FUMING fella, ok not so much at the damage, its the principal of the matter. so if i get p1ssed off with some kid who doesnt drive, what do i do, go slash his feet instead of his tyres? i dont think so!! makes me mad what some dick heads do. only lastnite i had to chase a couple of hoodies in my car, they threw a lighter at a car infront of mine so i though chances are if i scare the crap out of them they wont do it again, (after all i remember what i was like as a kid and some geezer booting it after me and screeching to a halt and diving out of the car like a man possesed shouting would have made me stay in the house for a week!!!) thats what i did anyway, they were very appologetic after that, no violence towards them, just a stern warning that they will be getting a kicking if i see them p1ssing about again

dunno, its really really usefull though, no stupid calls from dicks like the bank etc. cheap phone too

LG U8110 also a lot of sony erricsons can accept calls from only specific people on a list, not as good as LG's though cos i can ban idividuals

mine phone can fella!!!! got loads of numbers barred, landlady and ex's

ha ha no i mean its mercedes that seem to have been comming up with stuff like that recently, laser guided radar cruise control etc anyway, bmw drivers are questionable to say the least (not all of them before i p1ss on someones bonfire) when it comes to driving!!!

mental!! when we getting that then? more a merc thingy id have thought not bum my wife!!

16v's love the tits being revved out of them, like scarlett said, hit 4000 and your in!! used to love sitting at 3500 / 4000 punching ricers in the face with mine. remember the mg (maestro turbo's)? now they were quick to be fair and i piddled all over them in my corrado. remember one time booting it round plymouth and one kid came up to me in a car park and asked what engine i had, told him it was a 2 litre and he nearly fell over ha ha never driven a vr or a g60 so i cant comment on that but what the hell, thats my 2p's worth mate

most probably fill it aswell. mine got pushed in thanks to a low wall. mate sorted it for me, fecking brilliant job he did, couldnt tell at all. said it was tricky though because of the arch having a blended lip into the rear quarter

he he i wasnt snappin at you fella, might have seemed it though anyway, congratulations on the purchas bud

they are ok thanks

yeah its all good at the mo, thanks for asking. hows the wife and kids?

so hows it going fred?

errm i get 420 miles on £55 in my merc (3litre straight 6) and she is old skooool!!!!!! what are you driving? VR6? errm you're the one getting 100 miles on £35 from a 1.6 four pot, phats mpg is far more believable! and you mean what? the bm is crap? yeah i agree! or im a liar and you want proof?

errm i get 420 miles on £55 in my merc (3litre straight 6) and she is old skooool!!!!!! what are you driving? VR6?