CazzaVR 0 Posted April 8, 2013 Subcool is now banned. Please do not abuse this thread- racism will absolutely not be tolerated! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bristolbaron 10 Posted April 8, 2013 Thank you CazzaVR. I'm amazed some people still don't realise whats a joke and whats not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazzaVR 0 Posted April 8, 2013 It was an apalling joke. No excuse for it :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swiftkid 1 Posted April 8, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles. Oh and seeing as subcool has had his message deleted might be worth deleting ruggys message, almost looks like hes having a go at Billcor.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR6 0 Posted April 8, 2013 What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe and flush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shawshankkid 1 Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) One for your young kids.......what do you call a alligator in a vest ? investigator. Edited April 9, 2013 by shawshankkid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted July 25, 2013 The future Monarch of the UK has just shat himself, dribbled a bit, and rolled on the floor- Good old Charles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swiftkid 1 Posted July 25, 2013 A book fell on my head this morning... I've only got my shelf to blame I was told today that its Jamaican hair day on Monday, I'm dreading it I was telling my girlfriend earlier that I had built a car out of spaghetti, penne, fusilli and sheets of lasagne, she didn't believe me... until I drove pasta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted July 26, 2013 It's looking increasingly certain that Wayne Rooney is about to join Chelsea after Coleen agreed personal terms with John Terry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted July 30, 2013 A police officer is parked outside a bar one night when he sees a drunk man stumble out the door. The man staggers through the parking lot and falls down. He tries his keys in five different cars before getting in and driving off. The cop immediately pulls him over and makes the man take a breathalyser test. The man blows a 0.0. "This thing must be broken," the cop says. The man responds, "Nope, tonight I'm the designated decoy!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swompy 0 Posted August 1, 2013 I stopped a women getting raped the other night! I just stopped Chassing her! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EJ Taylor 22 Posted August 1, 2013 Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted August 23, 2013 I rang the speaking clock from the Premature Ejaculation Clinic. It said: "At the first stroke ... oh sh1t." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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clumpy1 11 Posted September 17, 2013 [ATTACH]75661[/ATTACH] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quality sound's just like me except I'm not a pilot don't go to topless bar's don't drive hot motor's don't drink German Beer or Morgan's. Why because I can't afford any of it cause i own a Black hole money pit sorry meant to say Corrado. :help::help::help: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted September 19, 2013 I'm not saying that my wife is a greedy fat b*tch, but she just cleaned the oven with two slices of bread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexybourbon 0 Posted September 19, 2013 A man walks in to his bedroom while his wife is in bed ... with a sheep under his arm an says this is the pig i have to sleep with when your not around His wife says .... I think you will find thats a sheep .... He says i think you will find i was talking to the sheep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wbx6dan 10 Posted September 19, 2013 what do you call a man with a rubber toe ? Roberto how do you get Pikachu on a bus? poke e mon which cheese hides a horse? mascopony top jokes guys the simple ones are the best I love the magic tractor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clumpy1 11 Posted September 19, 2013 what do you call a man with a rubber toe ? Roberto how do you get Pikachu on a bus? poke e mon which cheese hides a horse? mascopony top jokes guys the simple ones are the best I love the magic tractor! What's going on with your car matey any progress? Did you see the nothelle's for sale on ebay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wbx6dan 10 Posted September 19, 2013 I have been a slacker! went to vw action in my oettinger enjoyed the 8000hp top fuel car :) need to fit a matix to the rado keeps dumping it coolant on the floor have got one now and have taken it to my parents house while a friend has put loads of crap in my garage an a trampoline in the garden for two weeks until he moves and no1 son broke his arm bad compound fracture Monday night!!!! been having laugh therapy this evening. missed that on ebay was it wheels? Dan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clumpy1 11 Posted September 19, 2013 Dox posted it on ebay thread yeah it's the wheel's 16". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wullie 1 Posted December 1, 2013 Lady: Do you smoke? Man: Yes. ... Lady: How many packs a day? Man: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Man: £10.00. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Man: 15 years. Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? Man: Correct. Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct? Man: Correct. Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you smoke? Lady: No. Man: Where's your f*****g Ferrari then? So if I smoked 40 packs a day I could run a Corrado!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted December 12, 2013 Every Christmas for over thirty years the same bloke takes money off the population while inflicting terrible misery on us and nothing can be done about it. Hope you are proud of yourself Noddy Holder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted December 13, 2013 Just got a Bonnie Tyler Sat-Nav from Halfords. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clumpy1 11 Posted December 13, 2013 Where do you get some of these mate they're so bad you end up laughing anyway :thumbleft: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
