anne t 10 Posted May 20, 2012 Whats got 25 heads and 3 teeth Jeremy Kyle audience:cheers: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corrado_sunderland 0 Posted May 20, 2012 Whats got 25 heads and 3 teeth Jeremy Kyle audience:cheers: your boyfriend killed my hamster :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anne t 10 Posted May 20, 2012 JEREMY KYLE the only reason i go to work each day What do geordies listen to music on? Why I Pod:bonk: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devilmatt 0 Posted May 21, 2012 I was following a magic tractor the other day. It turned into a field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corrado_sunderland 0 Posted May 22, 2012 I went into a sex shop the other day and got myself an inflatable mrs for them quiet nights in. All excited i blow her up to find she has a puncture,so i storm back to the shop and demand the manager. He comes out and asks "whats the problems sir" , i angrily tell him "This blow up doll you sold me went down on me" He grabs me and said quietly "shhhhhh sir,theyll all want one if they hear that" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy 0 Posted June 10, 2012 Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a ****. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath. Their husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says: "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers!" The other man says: "You think that is bad, mine had a card wedged up her arse saying: we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anne t 10 Posted June 10, 2012 Elton John who plays in Falkirk today,was caught last night putting fireworks up his arse? He,s a Rocket Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swompy 0 Posted July 18, 2012 Got sacked from my job as a bingo caller yesterday. Apparently a meal for two with a hairy view isn't the way to call out 69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted July 30, 2012 My pervy mate got his search results back from e-harmony. They matched him with a computer chair and a jar of Vaseline. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subcool 0 Posted July 30, 2012 havent sweated so much since hitler got his 1st gas bill..... ---------- Post added at 5:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 5:38 PM ---------- whats the worst part of gang rape?.......going last.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yacobwood 0 Posted July 30, 2012 What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade you cock up a girls arse.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon green 4 Posted July 31, 2012 The wife always said she wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live. I shagged her sister, got her pregnant, and we are on air next week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted July 31, 2012 I've got an amazing anti-theft device on my car. A Volvo badge. ---------- Post added at 1:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:47 PM ---------- Pop goes the weasel, Pop goes the hamster, Pop goes the rat, A few of many enjoyable microwave games. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harrier 1 Posted July 31, 2012 I had 18 yogurts for breakfast, Now im feeling mullered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subcool 0 Posted July 31, 2012 why do fat girls like giving head so much? because there's a meal at the end of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted August 1, 2012 The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon green 4 Posted August 3, 2012 One of the Chinese swimmers is confident that she can knock ten seconds of her PB, and take the gold. Che Ting Twat said she had been training very hard, and the gold was within her grasp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corrado_sunderland 0 Posted August 3, 2012 what do you call a man with no shins....tony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon green 4 Posted August 3, 2012 Good luck to the Brazilian hurdler's in the 2012 Olympic`s. Last time a Brazilian jumped over a hurdle in London, the police shot the poor f#cker !!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anne t 10 Posted August 3, 2012 The lead actor in the local pantomines production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night to be fair we the audiance did try to warn him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted August 6, 2012 And the Olympic sailing results from yesterday, Great Britain took the Gold, Denmark the Silver, and The Somali's took a middle aged couple from Weymouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Wullie 1 Posted August 6, 2012 Husbandsays to wife, "My Olympic condoms havearrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VR-Sixy 0 Posted August 10, 2012 Now I see why Jamacia's flag is green, yellow and black. It's the colour bananas go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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