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added several different customised body kits and has installed extra exhausts.

 

TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT! TIT!

 

"It's about credibility. I want my Corsa to be the best-looking in the country," he said.

 

Best of luck mate, it's a Corsa. A car owned by a majoirty of geriatrics, school run Mums, and beginner drivers (not that there is ANYTHING wrong with new drivers - well...), and chavved up Barry Boy Mc'd scum with nothing better to do than honk at tarted up 14 year olds in dresses too short to be in porno films.

 

Rant over. :D

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"It's in the garage during the week, but on Friday and Saturdays I drive it around Blackwood, Cardiff and Newport.

 

Sad fecker!

 

:cuckoo: :snipersmile:

 

The boy needs :help:

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I am guessing he lives with his parents, and that's his parent's garage he's talking about...

Just something about the article, can't quite put my finger on it...

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Best of luck mate, it's a Corsa. A car owned by a majoirty of geriatrics, school run Mums, and beginner drivers (not that there is ANYTHING wrong with new drivers - well...), and chavved up Barry Boy Mc'd scum with nothing better to do than honk at tarted up 14 year olds in dresses too short to be in porno films.

 

Haha! Funniest thing I've read in ages. You summed it up perectly :lol:

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i thought this was a joke article at first :shock:

 

A motor enthusiast has spent five times as much on modifications to his car as the vehicle cost him in an attempt to make it "the best-looking car in the country". ................why????????

 

why has he spent so much when all he needed to improve the looks of his corsa was a can of petrol and a match :lol:

 

quote "I do have to admit that I probably have more money than sense and I expect I will end up spending even more on my car in the future."

 

so he's got about 2p then :lol:

 

maybee this article needs to re-written as :

some chav has wasted his mcdonalds wages on a heap of cr*p in an attempt to make it look like a bigger heap of cr*p :roll:

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Oh my God, sad, sad, sad. Years behind VW's anyway, ....special 'paint that changes colour in sun-light', come on, VW Golfs in Mars Red have been slowly doing that for years! :roll: :lol:

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My wife's parents live in Blackwood and the place is absolutely crawling with Max Power Muppets :roll: Every other car has a sunstrip and a tin can exhaust!

 

Anyone seen that Rustlers Microwave ad? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Whahahahaaaa. That car looks sH*T. We have a few corsa's round here that look just as silly as that. Most of them have 1.2 engines. Oh dear oh dear. Little boys toys :|

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My wife's parents live in Blackwood and the place is absolutely crawling with Max Power Muppets :roll: Every other car has a sunstrip and a tin can exhaust!

 

Anyone seen that Rustlers Microwave ad? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Yeah that ad makes me laugh mate :lol: class :wink:

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A Chavved up Corsa with Credibility

 

he's obviously illiterate :?

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Credibility... maybe he's referring to the large amount of credit he had to get to buy all that junk for the car?

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Hilarious.

 

The money he's pi$$ed away on that could have bought him something like a classic Porsche 911, which would have given him a tonne more credability.. People would have been pointing in interest, not pointing and laughing!

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The money he's pi$$ed away on that could have bought him something like a classic Porsche 911, which would have given him a tonne more credability.. People would have been pointing in interest, not pointing and laughing!

 

Yeah, but he probably prefers to be 'special' :roll: :)

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erm, I've just read that, and I'm a little worried that nearly all of it applies to me and J-DUB... :? :oops:

 

Big differences are that:

 

a) mine's a corrado! ;) :D

b) I drive mine every day (and drive it like it's supposed to be driven too! ;) )

c) mine came with "paint which changes colour in sunlight" :roll:

d) I wouldn't have paid 3K for a Corsa, and paid less than that for my Corrado ;)

 

Should I seek help?!? :wink: :roll: :lol:

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a) mine's a corrado! ;) :D

 

Which usually makes it ok. Yours also doesn't look like it was puked up by the chav god himself. I call him chavlore. :lol:

 

Hmm now where's my beer....

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why oh why!

 

 

just think if he can afford to WASTE £16k on that PoS then he could have managed to get a decent Corrado and insure it and even mod it(tastefully of course) and had STYLE by the bucketloads :wink: 8)

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a) mine's a corrado! ;) :D

 

Which usually makes it ok. Yours also doesn't look like it was puked up by the chav god himself. I call him chavlore. :lol:

 

Hmm now where's my beer....

 

And it'll look even less so when I put a standard front bumper back on this weekend... ;) :D

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Well you have to respect him for spending that much on a shopping trolly! Not my cup of tea but there you go!

 

Will have to submit it to the Barry Boys website though ;)

 

Steve

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